Engage Brain Before Opening Mouth

[Centralheatking]

Went to B & Q yesterday with my beloved. We were walking past the bathroom displays and Gill
looks up and says 'whats the point of a Bath cover ?' what she saw was a bath displayed with the
shower screen laid over it ! I called her a muppet and she didnt speak to me for a while.

centralheatking

 

[Barry98]

It's the male gene in us all

 

[Dotty]

It can't be helped. I was walking round Bangor harbour with my shining light when she looked at one of the 8" chains holding the mooring pontoons in place.
"What's that for?" She asked.
"Don't pull it whatever you do!" I replied.
"Why not?"
"You'll let the sea out!"
"Ohhhhhhhh!"

Think I got 5 paces before she cottoned on!

 

[Leo21]

Went to B & Q yesterday with my beloved. We were walking past the bathroom displays and Gill
looks up and says 'whats the point of a Bath cover ?' what she saw was a bath displayed with the
shower screen laid over it ! I called her a muppet and she didnt speak to me for a while.

centralheatking

Yep I do things like that, and always regret it. Can't believe how many new and inventive ways my mrs can get revenge.

 

[Dotty]

And yet everytime we fall into their fiendishly constructed traps........

 

[mountainman]

Look at it from the point of view that while SWMBO is tormenting you, she is leaving some other poor soul alone!

 

[Dotty]

And poor old Destroyer is about to discover all this!

 

[mountainman]

The foolishness of youth