Caption of the week competion

[Puddle]

 

[jonathanb]

At least we're stuck with the paddle Puddle...

 

[stevetheplumber]

at least we know which hemisphere were in now

i told you thay pop up wanted adjusting

 

[unguided1]

looks like 2 crabs in a boat on a well oiled prostitute,at least shes got an innie!!!!!!

 

[justlead1]

Are you sure you put PTFE on that joint.

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

New Clicker waste in Infinity Bathroom has colossal failure

 

[migoplumber]

did i really leave my apprentice adam on site alone to fix that dripping tap

 

[Alanka]

Ssshhh! Stop sucking on that paddle! I'm sure I can hear something going down.

 

[secret squirrel]

I knew i had to turn it the other way..

 

[dontknowitall]

The economy's doing just fine, Gordon

 

[REDSAW]

After 50yards, take the last exit at the roundabout.

 

[HTB]

Is that the ladders on the van just starting to surface????

 

[smoggs03]

it was alright when we left!!!

 

[Plouasne]

I will be happy when I see the UK like that, sorry it is allready

 

[jonathanb]

Silicone and P.T.F.E. will bodge it for now...

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

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Nail though pipe repair
After putting a screw through the rising main (hidden in plaster) at a customers house I managed to solder half a copper olive over the top to avoid cutting a section out and using slip couplings.

Is this a recognised method of repairing the pipe or is it normal to make more damage to the plaster the cut the section out?



Is this the House Phil? LOL

 

[jonathanb]

Ha! :d

 

[bri-w]

John Guest looks on in oar (cough)! as the testing of the new speedfit range isnt quite going to plan!!!

 

[migoplumber]

plumbstar tom, you took the words right out of my mouth.

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

Ha

Whats my prize then?

 

[migoplumber]

prize remains undecided, how about a years free membership to uk plumbers forum??

 

[HTB]

or a bag of olives cut in half (for emergency repair use only.)

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

Brilliant

Thanks

I'll eagerly await delivery on the half olives and as for the years membership I cant even imagine the money I've saved

 

[migoplumber]

you have to laugh. please post your address so we can all send you something rewarding!

cheers.

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

Thanks Migo

Please post to

Bull**** Avenue
AnyTown
Plumbersville

I eagerly await and look forward to next weeks comp lol

 

[Puddle]

New caption of the week 8/12/09

 

[REDSAW]

for god sake,

don't do a mr bean.

(don't bow)

 

[Puddle]

Nice one Redsaw

I was thinking along lines of maybe

'queen visits bird flue patiants'

 

[ipeaquint]

Credit crunch hits the Red Arrows!

 

[buffy27]

New caption of the week 8/12/09

tiger's two sisters ,ark angel gabriel and mary mother of jesus about to molest the oul bag with strap on's...the queen knows whats about to go down,she seems pleased or maybe its just the effects of the sex drugs!!!!!!!!

 

[stevetheplumber]

New caption of the week 8/12/09

queen visits fst track plumbing course in aba ababar

 

[andrewcplatt]

The Tiger Woods Family Christmas Portrait

 

[REDSAW]

New caption of the week 8/12/09

ohhhh! look philiiiiiiiipe,

one has one, just like car millas but with a sharper p.....k.

 

[Jimbob]

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Queen visit's cockermouth where the locals have attempted to evolve into birds to cross the river

 

[ipeaquint]

Which one of you has eaten Philip?