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A bit chilly in the x-ray room was it?? [emoji38]All this talk lately of falling off ladders.
Well it happened to me. Silly moment of over reaching madness.
Has to have a plate in the knee which will stay there.
All this talk lately of falling off ladders.
Well it happened to me. Silly moment of over reaching madness.
Has to have a plate in the knee which will stay there.
I'm trying to give up on my addiction to ******.
But it gets harder every day.
I'd hate to be you with morning wood when you're laying on your back.... [emoji13]All this talk lately of falling off ladders.
Well it happened to me. Silly moment of over reaching madness.
Has to have a plate in the knee which will stay there.
I preferred Fred Dibnah's method.
Mind bleach!!! That is ghastly. I'm off to scrub my eyeballs with wire wool...
>>>>Ed Milliband was visiting
a London primary school and the class was in the middle of a discussion
related to words and their meanings.
>>>>The teacher asked Mr Milliband
if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'Tragedy'.
>>>>
>>>>So
the illustrious leader of the Labour Party asked the class for an
example of a 'Tragedy'
>>>>
>>>>A little boy stood up and oed: 'If my best
friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs
over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.'
>>>>'Incorrect,' said
Milliband. 'That would be an accident.'
>>>>A little girl raised her
hand: 'If a school bus carrying fifty children drove over a cliff,
killing everybody inside, that would be a tragedy.'
>>>>'I'm afraid not',
explained Milliband, 'that's what we would refer to as a great
loss'.
>>>>The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Milliband
searched the room.
>>>>
>>>>'Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?'
>>>>Finally, at the back of the room, little
Johnny raised his hand and said:
>>>>’If a plane carrying you and Mr
Balls and Mrs Harmen and all the other LAB members was struck by a
'friendly fire' missile & blown to smithereens, that would be a
tragedy.'
>>>>'Fantastic' exclaimed Milliband, 'and can you tell me why
that would be a tragedy?'
>>>>
>>>>'Well', said Johnny, 'it has to be a
tragedy, because it certainly wouldn't be a great loss, and it probably
wouldn't be a f*cking accident either!'
Love the planet!!!!
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Three dizzy blondes are out in the wilds when they come across some tracks....1st blonde says they are bear tracks ...2nd blonde says no they are mountain lion tracks ..3rd blonde disagree's and say's they are wolf track's.....they were still arguing when the train hit them....lol:8:
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