a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Barry98]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

well ive booked a one way ticket to florida , put it that way

 

[Resolute]

well ive booked a one way ticket to florida , put it that way

I'm sure you could get a bottle of wine closer to home!

 

[Barry98]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

i did 3 year ago and look where thats got me

 

[billybob150811]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

a plumber swops his wifes tampons for some party poppers well she says shes got a good sense of humour

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

My wife said she was leaving me because of my obsession with Take That.

Whatever I said, whatever I did, I didn't mean it

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Guy walks in to a chemist n says to the man behind the counter
"ive got dinner tonight with my girlfriend i need to buy a condom. actually give me 3, her sisters the bomb and her mums still sexy"

in the middle of having dinner that night the girlfriends dad walks in. the guy immediatly bows his head and starts praying.
girlfriend says to him "i didnt know you were religious"
guy replies "i didnt know your dad was a chemist!"

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

nick clegg and david cameron were standing outside a school with a dog when they noticed all the children coming out and lifting up the dogs tail. Nick Clegg asked one of the boys "why are you doing this to the dog?" the boy replied "we got told there was a dog out here with 2 arseholes"

 

[Ian10261]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

lying in bed with the wife i looked into her eyes and said "seeing your face reminds me of the lottery"
"is that because i'm worth millions to you " she said.
"no" i said "i wish you'd f***ing roll over"

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

ever fitted one of these before ?? lol

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

<img id="vbattach_3660" class="previewthumb" alt="" src="http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=3660&amp;stc=1" attachmentid="3660">&nbsp;ever fitted one of these before ?? lol