The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[Ray Stafford]

??????

We have corporate spending limits Shaun. That looks too rich for me.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

We have corporate spending limits Shaun. That looks too rich for me.

prob wont last that long in the bad parts of essex anyway

 

[Riley]

Surprised Ray hasn't started the countdown yet :smile:

 

[IDCHAPPY]

No worries Ray, I'll keep trying .
Well done Channel 4

 

[Riley]

 

[Chalked]

Come on! :50:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Just got to the hotel. Had to pay for flippin' wifi, just to entertain you lot!

I'll just toddle down to the bar, get a drink in my hand and food on order, and we can begin.

 

[Riley]

Good man let the banter commence

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Come on! :50:

The competition has been canceled didn't you get the email??

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Dammit too slow!

Ray you must be staying in a top end hotel if you have to pay extra for Wifi.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Dammit too slow!

Ray you must be staying in a top end hotel if you have to pay extra for Wifi.

It's a well known chain of budget travel lodges. Not my fave chain, but only a 2 minute drive in the morning.

 

[Riley]

Which neck of the woods are you tonight Ray?

 

[Ray Stafford]

So just to recap.

We did have 7 people in his weeks draw for a £1000 worth of free Intergas combi.

The lucky ones are Hammers, CH4, Riley, Anz, Chalked, solutions and IDChappy. Except IDChappy isn't so lucky as we kicked his Caledonian bum out yesterday.

So, there will now be a brief period of bribe-taking and attempted blackmail before we announce today's elimininee.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Which neck of the woods are you tonight Ray?

Brighton tonight Matt. The Venice of the Sussex coast. So they tell me.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Brighton tonight Matt. The Venice of the Sussex coast. So they tell me.

Nice, where did you eat?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Quick update on the jack Daniels situation.

They don't have any.

So expect a grumpy host here at Intergas freebie FM.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Nice, where did you eat?

Haven't eaten yet. Didn't leave our Eastbourne branch until 7:30. Just ordered the lasagne. With garlic bread.

 

[rpm]

Brighton tonight Matt.

Better off keeping your arris indoors then. lol

 

[Riley]

Brighton tonight Matt. The Venice of the Sussex coast. So they tell me.

I have relatives in the area and I have NEVER heard it called that :smile:

 

[Ray Stafford]

Here's a philosophical question.

Should we kick two out tonight? Or none? Or one, as per the announced schedule?

In the end, it doesn't make a difference. Only one person can win this weeks boiler. However, we can crush people's hopes and dreams sooner, or later.

Whaddya reckon?

 

[turnpin]

Haven't eaten yet. Didn't leave our Eastbourne branch until 7:30. Just ordered the lasagne. With garlic bread.

That garlic bread will never catch on Ray......lol regards Turnpin:8:

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Knock out 2 for Tuesday!

 

[Riley]

Here's a philosophical question.

Should we kick two out tonight? Or none? Or one, as per the announced schedule?

In the end, it doesn't make a difference. Only one person can win this weeks boiler. However, we can crush people's hopes and dreams sooner, or later.

Whaddya reckon?

Whatever entertains the masses

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Out of all the restaurants in Btn you eat in the blooming TL

 

[Ray Stafford]

I have relatives in the area and I have NEVER heard it called that :smile:

In fairness, I was making that stuff up.

 

[Riley]

I've heard it called significantly worse

 

[Ray Stafford]

Out of all the restaurants in Btn you eat in the blooming TL

Philistine aren't I ?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Philistine aren't I ?

I don't want to ruin my chances wink wink but a PING meal! Terrible!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ping?

 

[Chalked]

How about kicking out three !

Then bring a new wild card tomorrow.

 

[rpm]

Ping?

Otherwise known as a ***** n ping meal aka microwaved

 

[Rickster123]

Otherwise known as a ***** n ping meal aka microwaved

My mrs calls that a la carte

 

[Ray Stafford]

So, there will now be a brief period of bribe-taking and attempted blackmail before we announce today's elimininee.

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good hint ...

 

[hammers4spanner]

I didn't think you merchants were that corrupt

 

[anz]

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good hint ...

Thought about it, but it'd be a waste though, wouldn't it?

Hasn't the winner already been decided? It's just the losers that are being revealed very slowly

 

[Ray Stafford]

So let's talk about Intergas for a moment.

Is the "only four moving parts" thing meaningful to you? If so, why?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I didn't think you merchants were that corrupt

Now that really did ,make me rotflmao. You are the resident forum cynic! I expect you to think mother Theresa was on he take!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Less parts to go wrong simple as that boilers do a lot of work and anything with mechanical parts eventually break down so less means less stress surely

 

[Dotty]

Well that was a waste of a perfectly good hint ...

I clocked the hint.

I treated it with the derision it deserved you xenophobic git....

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

My mrs calls that a la carte

You two must throw great parties?? You with odd drinks and the missus with the a la carte menu haha.

 

[Riley]

Less to go wrong but I'd like another boiler option to recommend

 

[Ray Stafford]

Hasn't the winner already been decided? It's just the losers that are being revealed very slowly

And you didn't even consider the possibility that the merchant was less than honest! Aw, bless!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

So let's talk about Intergas for a moment.

Is the "only four moving parts" thing meaningful to you? If so, why?

Less complicated to repair with only four moving parts, also should be a lot less spare parts to carry around meaning hopefully a near first call out fix.

 

[Rickster123]

You two must throw great parties?? You with odd drinks and the missus with the a la carte menu haha.

It was my sons christening on Sunday. Buffet for 40. It cost me a kidney, I had to buy it all in. Caterers brought it to the house in the morning. I ate like a king!

 

[REDSAW]

well, im not in it....

kick em all out and start again!!!!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Blimey, that pesky charge is draining again.

I had better crack on?

Anz, Hammers, Riley, CH4, are you watching?

 

[hammers4spanner]

It was my sons christening on Sunday. Buffet for 40. It cost me a kidney, I had to buy it all in. Caterers brought it to the house in the morning. I ate like a king!

Talking about food again yom yom yom

 

[hammers4spanner]

Blimey, that pesky charge is draining again.

I had better crack on?

Anz, Hammers, Riley, CH4, are you watching?

awaiting

 

[Riley]

Aye aye

 

[rpm]

As an outsider how many moving parts in other boilers and apart from fan & water pump what are they? (please)