It's nearly the weekend!

[Rickster123]

Evening all. The weekend is so close I can almost smell it. The mrs and kids and going to the Isle of Wight and I'm off fishing for 3 days! Perfection! Just boiling up a load of hemp and partical.

What at you got planned?

 

[WaterTight]

going to the isle of wight with some bloke's mrs

 

[Leo21]

Evening all. The weekend is so close I can almost smell it. The mrs and kids and going to the Isle of Wight and I'm off fishing for 3 days! Perfection! Just boiling up a load of hemp and partical.

What at you got planned?

Harassing you with pointless posts.

 

[hammers4spanner]

hand op

oh the joy

 

[Dotty]

I've got to meet some bird on the Isle of Wight with some other fella.

 

[Leo21]

hand op

oh the joy

I do hope you mean an operation, not a five knuckle shuffle!

 

[Leo21]

Evening all. The weekend is so close I can almost smell it. The mrs and kids and going to the Isle of Wight and I'm off fishing for 3 days! Perfection! Just boiling up a load of hemp and partical.

What at you got planned?

Will you have your phone on?

 

[WaterTight]

He can't make it any more. Just you me Keith, Frank and Nigel.

 

[hammers4spanner]

yes hand operation

 

[Leo21]

yes hand operation

Good luck, and hope it goes well mate. On the plus side you'll get some high grade narcotics on the house.

 

[gasmanrob]

The Mrs is going out dress shopping for a friends wedding. This will be the first time I have EVER been trusted with my two boys for more then an hour unsupervised!

They are cleaver, fast, adaptive, mischievous and slightly tribal between breakfast and lunch, they also have their own language...

I'll be honest I'm frightened

 

[Leo21]

The Mrs is going out dress shopping for a friends wedding. This will be the first time I have EVER been trusted with my two boys for more then an hour unsupervised!

They are cleaver, fast, adaptive, mischievous and slightly tribal between breakfast and lunch, they also have their own language...

I'll be honest I'm frightened

How old?

 

[gasmanrob]

How old?

Eldest is 3 youngest is 2

 

[Leo21]

Eldest is 3 youngest is 2

Your screwed.

 

[gasmanrob]

Your screwed.

Think purple minions

 

[Leo21]

Think purple minions

Or thing one and thing two out of cat in the hat.

 

[turnpin]

Flipping working and still on call so quite a dry spell for me......regards Turnpin:bigcry:

 

[Rickster123]

Will you have your phone on?

Phone will be on. I shall be maintaining forum contact at all times..

 

[Dotty]

Oh joy.

I'm currently working on the bar in the Masonic Hall.

 

[Rickster123]

Oh joy.

I'm currently working on the bar in the Masonic Hall.

Restocking the pork scratchings?

 

[Dotty]

Watching tv at the moment. Barstaff : punter ratio 2:0......

 

[Leo21]

Phone will be on. I shall be maintaining forum contact at all times..

I've got your number.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Watching tv at the moment. Barstaff : punter ratio 2:0......

We have the 2 Janes that work our bar! Way better looking and much softer to the touch!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'll be out on the bike thrashing myself (not in the bushes) about doing the last prep for the Prudential 100!!

 

[Dotty]

We have the 2 Janes that work our bar! Way better looking and much softer to the touch!

Calling me ugly?

Members have just come in to use the snooker table.

4 Guinness and a 7up.

 

[Leo21]

Calling me ugly?

Members have just come in to use the snooker table.

4 Guinness and a 7up.

He's probably seen your fb pictures Croppie.

 

[Rickster123]

Calling me ugly?

Members have just come in to use the snooker table.

4 Guinness and a 7up.

Mmm 7up, a wise choice sir

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Calling me ugly?

Members have just come in to use the snooker table.

4 Guinness and a 7up.

Snigger.......Don't get your knickers in a twist!

 

[kris]

Fit likee , im doing a big fat nowt , and maybe a spot of nothing , just for a change lol

 

[missplumb]

I've got to take my girl goaly training tomorrow night then she's going to a selection try out tournament on Saturday.

 

[Dotty]

He's probably seen your fb pictures Croppie.

I'm gorgeous I am.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I've got to take my girl goaly training tomorrow night then she's going to a selection try out tournament on Saturday.

Good luck to her, hope she gets noticed......never know could be England's new super star

 

[Leo21]

I'm gorgeous I am.

Have you got an enchanted mirror?

 

[missplumb]

I think she'll be OK but it's cost me a new Boro kit to get her to go. She just wanted to do the training so she's better than the boys at school!!!.

 

[Toggles]

I'm gorgeous I am.

ME TOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Toggles]

Have you got an enchanted mirror?

He looked in it AND broke it !!!!!! LMAO

 

[Ray Stafford]

What at you got planned?

Working. Again. <sigh>

 

[Rickster123]

Working. Again. <sigh>

Are you ok Mr S? Bit worried about you lately you don't sound your usual chirpy self. Hope all is ok.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Are you ok Mr S? Bit worried about you lately you don't sound your usual chirpy self. Hope all is ok.

I'm fine Adam, just working too many hours atm. My own fault, cant blame anyone else. I should probably take up fishing!

 

[Leo21]

I'm fine Adam, just working too many hours atm. My own fault, cant blame anyone else. I should probably take up fishing!

Oh I can just see you now, cool box, Chablis and a selection of cheeses to get you by.

 

[Rickster123]

I'm fine Adam, just working too many hours atm. My own fault, cant blame anyone else. I should probably take up fishing!

You're welcome anytime mate. Don't over do it mate, tomorrow is another day.

 

[Rickster123]

Oh I can just see you now, cool box, Chablis and a selection of cheeses to get you by.

What do you think I do when I go? I've just picked up a couple of bottles of quality red and a box of strawberry and lime cider!

 

[LPC]

Going to a wedding in Durham. I've never been North of Birmingham in my life so it'll be interesting to see northern people doing traditional northern things. I'm looking forward to paying 50p for a pint of beer and might buy 5 houses while i'm there.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

working as well,not on the tools,loads of crap to sort ,landy needs a new door catch again,sis wants a chat as her heads melted,getting stuff prepped for gsr inspection,kids want to go out,dogs need walking etc,etc,cant make the gang bang on the isle of wight sorry

 

[Whyme]

Working in the garden cutting and laying slab, if it's warm i may take off the t shirt and end up with 3rd degree burns and sun stroke. Can't wait.

 

[Dotty]

ME TOOOOOOOOOOO

Pictures, pictures, pictures. .......

 

[Leo21]

What do you think I do when I go? I've just picked up a couple of bottles of quality red and a box of strawberry and lime cider!

In my minds eye , I think you camp in more ways than one.

 

[Dotty]

Mmm 7up, a wise choice sir

Guy had had a brain op so was medically unfit to drink.

Which actually explains a lot about you!

 

[Rickster123]

Just had a lovely 20lb fully scaled mirror carp. And another night to go!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Just had a lovely 20lb fully scaled mirror carp. And another night to go!

Bet that made your toes curl!! Hope you didn't surface lay!?