Daft things that make your day.

[Dotty]

The smell of a newly opened box of Lapsang Souchongg tea....

 

[Last Plumber]

The smell of a newly opened box of Lapsang Souchongg tea....

The smell of freshly opened Lavatza coffee

 

[Last Plumber]

Smell of Someone smoking a pipe

 

[ShaunCorbs]

The smell of an old car running and you may think the next one stupid nice clean burning flue smell

 

[Last Plumber]

Is this just about smells ?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Is this just about smells ?

Anything I think

 

[JCplumb]

Charging the right amount puts a smile on my face.
Nothing worse than when a customer says ''ooh that's a lot cheaper than I was expecting''
As soon as the front door closes I'm like:

 

[Best]

Preparing to ask the customer £30 for a wee job I did and they insist on giving me £100.
Somehow I feel happy on a day like that.

 

[Rickster123]

catching a fish on a school night. Just had one!!

 

[Last Plumber]

Preparing to ask the customer £30 for a wee job I did and they insist on giving me £100.
Somehow I feel happy on a day like that.

Can I have their number ?

 

[Last Plumber]

When someone strays from the path of righteousness and uses
'ANOTHER PLUMBER' !
Then has the audacity to ring you and ask if you wouldn't mind helping them out of the disaster they've been left with.

It's that giddy feeling when you just 'have to' go and look and that
' flared nostrils furious laugh '
you're having in the van on your way to their house !

It's holding back the smirk when you knock on the door and remaining serious whilst examining the ridiculous situation they're in.

Then laughing like a drain again when you're back in the van !

Or is that just me ?

 

[townfanjon]

Hearing a v8

 

[Best]

Can I have their number ?

NO! Customers that pay me too much I try to hold on to. :smile:

 

[Last Plumber]

NO! Customers that pay me too much I try to hold on to. :smile:

So only you can 'Whack em gently' with your invoices ?

 

[ShaunCorbs]

Old merlin engines

 

[Last Plumber]

Noddin off in van on a hot day with a pie filled belly

 

[1Steven]

Old merlin engines

Times four!

http://www.raf.mod.uk/bbmf/theaircraft/lancasterthumpermkiii.cfm

 

[quality]

smell of two stroke oil Castrol R at best

 

[rpm]

catching a fish on a school night. Just had one!!

Time to go home then now your done for the night. :yawn:

 

[Rickster123]

Time to go home then now your done for the night. :yawn:

That was last night. Lovely scaley mirror carp. Then got up at 4am to pack up and get home for work.

 

[Masood]

catching a fish on a school night. Just had one!!

Never understood the attraction personally! Spending hours getting cold and wet to catch a fish that you can't eat...

 

[Masood]

The smell of a newly opened box of Lapsang Souchongg tea....

I'll see your Lobsang Dibbler tea and raise you the aroma of a well-earned glass of Laphroaig...

 

[1Steven]

Camembert cheese!

 

[Rickster123]

Camembert cheese!

Warmed up in the oven with a crusty loaf and onion chutney?

 

[rpm]

Warmed up in the oven with a crusty loaf and onion chutney?

And washed down with Tizer no doubt! Urrgh!

 

[Rickster123]

And washed down with Tizer no doubt! Urrgh!

Oh mate I haven't had a tizer for ages!! She did get me some shandy bass this week tho.

 

[SimonG]

The smell of fresh m. Oooops its in the general section.

The smell of kerosene in the morning.

Finishing the impossible job.

Getting the boiler that 3 or 4 other people couldnt fix running again.

A weekend off.

CHRISTMAS too soon dare I say, Secret Santa

 

[Rickster123]

CHRISTMAS too soon dare I say, Secret Santa

Leo's working on his daily rant as we speak!

 

[Last Plumber]

watchin a pint of Guinness settle

 

[Last Plumber]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

 

[Rickster123]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

No gravy? Call yourself a northerner?!

 

[Dotty]

I'll see your Lobsang Dibbler tea and raise you the aroma of a well-earned glass of Laphroaig...

Ah, but Glasshopper. .. sometimes, just sometimes you're not allowed a wee snifter because you might have to get back behind the wheel, this is when the Lobsang 'May I be Disembowelled Honourably ' Dibbler hits the spot....

 

[Dotty]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

This. Just this. The greatest sandwich filling ever!

 

[Phil]

Is it wrong of me to say I was happy to hear how that Bullfighter was gored in his stomach by the bull.
Well he made the decision, no one forced him to torture and kill animals for fun.

 

[SimonG]

Has to be the small Branston. Get more on.

 

[rpm]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

With the Salmon, Corn beef, raw onion, tomato, cucumber, mayo and Black pepper you mean.

 

[Masood]

With the Salmon, Corn beef, raw onion, tomato, cucumber, mayo and Black pepper you mean.

Salmon and corned beef together? Bleuuurrrgghhh...

 

[rpm]

Salmon and corned beef together? Bleuuurrrgghhh...

Glad someone got the joke.

 

[Last Plumber]

With the Salmon, Corn beef, raw onion, tomato, cucumber, mayo and Black pepper you mean.

Corned beef and HP sauce

 

[1Steven]

Fry up Sunday morning

 

[Last Plumber]

Glad someone got the joke.

What joke ?

 

[Leo21]

Parking the van up on a Friday, or even better. Holidays.

 

[lame plumber]

hearing a merlin engine fly overhead, wonderful bit of machinery

 

[1Steven]

Merlin's are popular!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Brie and red grape sarnie on fresh poppy seed.

 

[Dotty]

Brie and red grape sarnie on fresh poppy seed.

Tbh that does sound good.

Bit avant garde for your common or garden plumber though....

 

[1Steven]

Ken dodd

 

[Robert Tyrrell]

The potato potato sound of any old Harley, but preferably a nice shovel with straight through pipes

 

[Stoney Ground]

The GLW saying "Glass of wine dear"

 

[BrassNut]

Chocolate hob nobs always make a day much better