Daft things that make your day.

[Dotty]

The smell of a newly opened box of Lapsang Souchongg tea....

 

[Rickster123]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

No gravy? Call yourself a northerner?!

 

[Dotty]

I'll see your Lobsang Dibbler tea and raise you the aroma of a well-earned glass of Laphroaig...

Ah, but Glasshopper. .. sometimes, just sometimes you're not allowed a wee snifter because you might have to get back behind the wheel, this is when the Lobsang 'May I be Disembowelled Honourably ' Dibbler hits the spot....

 

[Dotty]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

This. Just this. The greatest sandwich filling ever!

 

[Phil]

Is it wrong of me to say I was happy to hear how that Bullfighter was gored in his stomach by the bull.
Well he made the decision, no one forced him to torture and kill animals for fun.

 

[SimonG]

Has to be the small Branston. Get more on.

 

[rpm]

A crusty bread roll with thick cheddar cheese and Branson pickle.

With the Salmon, Corn beef, raw onion, tomato, cucumber, mayo and Black pepper you mean.

 

[Masood]

With the Salmon, Corn beef, raw onion, tomato, cucumber, mayo and Black pepper you mean.

Salmon and corned beef together? Bleuuurrrgghhh...

 

[rpm]

Salmon and corned beef together? Bleuuurrrgghhh...

Glad someone got the joke.

 

[Last Plumber]

With the Salmon, Corn beef, raw onion, tomato, cucumber, mayo and Black pepper you mean.

Corned beef and HP sauce

 

[1Steven]

Fry up Sunday morning

 

[Last Plumber]

Glad someone got the joke.

What joke ?

 

[Leo21]

Parking the van up on a Friday, or even better. Holidays.

 

[lame plumber]

hearing a merlin engine fly overhead, wonderful bit of machinery

 

[1Steven]

Merlin's are popular!

 

[Toxic Ted]

Brie and red grape sarnie on fresh poppy seed.