chat up lines LOL

[townfanjon]

right chaps, just for fun of course, and it is in the arms !!
Give us your favourite chat up line !!!!

 

[Rickster123]

Fancy a fcuk?

 

[lame plumber]

does your dad own a brewery ?

 

[Linkyplumb]

How would you like to see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors

 

[Dotty]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

 

[mutley racers]

Woahhhhhhhhh

 

[Irish]

Hi have you got any Irish in you?
No
would you like some?
Your legs are like butter, easily spread!
Your eyes are like spanners, Everytime I look at them they tighten my nuts !!

 

[lame plumber]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

surely you mean under them based on your stature

 

[Rickster123]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

The worrying thing is I bet you've used that line more than once!

 

[Dotty]

The worrying thing is I bet you've used that line more than once!

On your missus. It worked....

 

[Rickster123]

On your missus. It worked....

I might give that a go later!

 

[sheff paul]

right chaps, just for fun of course, and it is in the arms !!
Give us your favourite chat up line !!!!

My 'mate' fancies you.... so can I hide in your wardrobe and watch while he hammers you.....

 

[sheff paul]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

croppie,one day I may need to give you some advice mate

 

[Riley]

Do you wanna go halves on a *******

 

[Riley]

B@stard

 

[Ermintrude]

Did u know sex is like maths? Subtract clothes add bed, decide legs and multiply.

 

[Riley]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Irish]

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

lol best by miles

 

[Dotty]

Keep quiet and get in the fkn van!

 

[Riley]

Come on let's not turn this rape into a murder

 

[gasmanrob]

Out of 10 I'd give you one,

how's about you let me tongue punch you in the fart box,

go on girl get your laughing gear round that,

 

[Riley]

I remember on a rugby tour one lad was so desperate to get his brown wings he just walked around a club asking "do you take it up the arse" he must've been slapped 25 times before bizarrely he got lucky.

 

[townfanjon]

blinding replys lads, keep them coming - one of my favourites but I was never brave enough to use it -
Find a big fat lass, and say if you bend over and I smack your arse, can I ride in on the waves.

 

[Riley]

blinding replys lads, keep them coming - one of my favourites but I was never brave enough to use it -
Find a big fat lass, and say if you bend over and I smack your arse, can I ride in on the waves.

Roll em in flour to find the wet spot type?

 

[gasmanrob]

Alright sugar? Nah not you the other lump

 

[julesverne]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.

 

[julesverne]

this one made me laugh

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina

 

[gasmanrob]

Here's an interesting fact women can't touch there elbows together behind their backs........ Enjoy the show whilst they try it!

 

[gasmanrob]

is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven.

Gate way to her gut

 

[gasmanrob]

Something tells me you're sweet, can I have a taste?

 

[IDCHAPPY]

roll em in flour to find the wet spot type?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :lol:

 

[Toxic Ted]

My face is leaving in two minutes and you could be on it!

 

[Dotty]

Want to play the rape game?

NO!

Good girl, that's the spirit!

 

[Masood]

I'm commercial you know...

 

[mfgs]

Do your feet hurt? Mine do because I've been following you around for ages now - I have had success with that line some how.

Can you help me? I have dropped the keys to my Ferrari and need help finding them.

Can I take a picture of you? I need to show santa what I want for Christmas.

Are you free tonight or is it going to cost me?