chat up lines LOL

[townfanjon]

right chaps, just for fun of course, and it is in the arms !!
Give us your favourite chat up line !!!!

 

[Rickster123]

Fancy a fcuk?

 

[lame plumber]

does your dad own a brewery ?

 

[Linkyplumb]

How would you like to see the soles of your shoes in my wing mirrors

 

[Dotty]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

 

[mutley racers]

Woahhhhhhhhh

 

[Irish]

Hi have you got any Irish in you?
No
would you like some?
Your legs are like butter, easily spread!
Your eyes are like spanners, Everytime I look at them they tighten my nuts !!

 

[lame plumber]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

surely you mean under them based on your stature

 

[Rickster123]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

The worrying thing is I bet you've used that line more than once!

 

[Dotty]

The worrying thing is I bet you've used that line more than once!

On your missus. It worked....

 

[Rickster123]

On your missus. It worked....

I might give that a go later!

 

[sheff paul]

right chaps, just for fun of course, and it is in the arms !!
Give us your favourite chat up line !!!!

My 'mate' fancies you.... so can I hide in your wardrobe and watch while he hammers you.....

 

[sheff paul]

Is there a mirror in your knickers, cos I can see me in them....

croppie,one day I may need to give you some advice mate

 

[Riley]

Do you wanna go halves on a *******

 

[Riley]

B@stard