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lame plumber
prehaps there are extras?
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IDCHAPPY
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Ermintrude
Need more than a BJ! No holes barred plus fryup
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IDCHAPPY
:lol:
I wonder why the first guy dropped out lol.
I somehow think he may not have existed in the first place.
I somehow think he may not have existed in the first place.
£10 an hour but will take 4 times longer to complete than it should would be what I expect the outcome will be of this, and probably finished to a shocking standard with poor quality materials.
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P J F PLUMBING
What site is this ad on ??
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lame plumber
I had a call from Mrs Ponsomby Smythe (not her real name but similar) yesturday, is that the plumbarrrrr, yep , oh the Arrrrrgarrrr isnt working, when will u arrive? Monday says I, as I'm in the middle of a boiler repair and gas line upgrade. EUUUUUUcch or somethings similar came forth, but the welateeeves are awwiving soon fwom the fwoods yuu know and theres now Wargar! Oh well you can use your big gas range on the otherside of the kitchen said I, and she said, Iwwwlll have the colonel look at it (her hubbie), and you wing me tonight to check if its alright. Me!!! why dont you ring me to let me know it still isnt working and Ill see you Monday if thats the case. Her response was unprintable, made me laugh that I and my like should call her to double check its all ok, and use the back door to the side, not the back door near the front door, thats for the postman 
And to cap it all she quibbles every penny on the invoice every time I service the Warrrgaaar. Still the maid makes a lovely cup of tea at 0930 when she arrives !
And to cap it all she quibbles every penny on the invoice every time I service the Warrrgaaar. Still the maid makes a lovely cup of tea at 0930 when she arrives !
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Rickster123
You sounded so northern then! It was just missing a "does he heck as like!"
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iain85
Sounds like a right muppet. Shall we all reply to get the work and drive the hourly rate down in a bidding war? I'm sure said muppet will be wet with glee until no one turns up to do the job.
How you getting on with that water were sending down?
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Rickster123
Its topped up my fishing lake very nicely. Although it's now bordering on taking the pish!
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Ermintrude
That's a plan Stan!
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iain85
OP, contact details? I will get the ball rolling with £8 per hour on the proviso I can sleep at the address free of charge.
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Rickster123
I'll go 7 quid if they throw in breakfast
Times would have to be hard, i.e. I was starving, before my business ever worked for that rate lol. Even then, out of principal, I think I would much rather sit at home and eat grass!
But I would be up for applying for it, I would punt in with a silly figure like £5 an hour. I will make up some story about me having my arm run over by a lawnmower. As I've only got one arm now I am a bit slow but she will get a bargain!
But I would be up for applying for it, I would punt in with a silly figure like £5 an hour. I will make up some story about me having my arm run over by a lawnmower. As I've only got one arm now I am a bit slow but she will get a bargain!
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Ermintrude
I'm in at £4.75 but get first ride on lady's in house in new shower! Also must spesify that I will be sleeping imbedded in her face and expect to have a fit naked waitress available for jiggy jiggy at drop of hat. I'm fat and smelly so she have to work for it!
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P J F PLUMBING
I'm in at £3.25 but is have to have her attached to me. Wink. As I work
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Ermintrude
Ok I'm out.
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iain85
£3. Endless supplies of love from the posh bint and a timeshare deal where by I can sleep in her house (muff) for 1 week a year for life. Assuming she is passable as a female human being so I'd need pics before I committed to that deal. Would be great if we purported to be benevolent rich plumbers looking to help a citizen out, however required a pic of said damsel in distress in her unfinished plumbing quandary with her pulling a sad face.
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Ermintrude
And hooters on display!
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iain85
As a minimum
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