Dropping the kids to d pool

[bright spark]

A friend of mine said the above to me when going out to d toilet for a sit down. Anyone got any good slang or sayings

 

[SimonG]

Syphon the python.

 

[Riley]

Shake hands with an old friend
Drain the lizard
Have a brown baby boy
Have a Bono

 

[Ray Stafford]

Doing a Mike Jackson ?

 

[julesverne]

Off to lay a cable

 

[kay-jay]

Up north we say the wonderfully descriptive......

Ive got a turtles head in my pants
Or
Im touchin t' cloth

[emoji38] [emoji38] [emoji90]

 

[gasmanrob]

I'm crowning

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Just going to nip one off.

 

[hammers4spanner]

drain the main vain
oops the turtles heads popped out ( this is normally said if you suddenly need to dash to the bog )
Off to curl one out ,

 

[Rickster123]

Spank the monkey

 

[Rckape]

I'm off to log out

 

[turnpin]

Going for an Ertha Kitt......regards Turnpin...:001_9898:

 

[Masood]

Spank the monkey

I always thought that was having a ham shank. Or bashing the bishop, doing the knuckle shuffle, meeting Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

 

[Neil K]

Another brown trout set free.....

 

[Rickster123]

I always thought that was having a ham shank. Or bashing the bishop, doing the knuckle shuffle, meeting Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

It is! I didn't think the thread was just taking a dump sayings!

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Tommy tit

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I always thought that was having a ham shank. Or bashing the bishop, doing the knuckle shuffle, meeting Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

Or having a hand shandy:clap:

 

[Neil K]

Dropping anchor in porcelain bay.....

 

[Masood]

It is! I didn't think the thread was just taking a dump sayings!

Ah OK, just me being too literal again! And having a fuzzy head. I blame Ray.

 

[SimonG]

A Mr Whippy

 

[Rickster123]

Ah OK, just me being too literal again! And having a fuzzy head. I blame Ray.

You are a stickler for rules mas. I can imagine you at school, "we'll all have more fun if we play by the rules..."

 

[Dotty]

You've the lovely Kate at home and yet you still practice onanism.

What's wrong with you?

 

[Rickster123]

Hang on google google google...

Kate suffers with headaches on days ending in Y...

 

[Leo21]

Having a good dig out.

Or

Hand to gland combat, for the other one.

 

[Dotty]

Hang on google google google...

Kate suffers with headaches on days ending in Y...

I can't say I'm surprised.

 

[Phil]

I texted my girlfriend the other day....I cant wait to get my face into your badly wrapped kebab.

 

[Rickster123]

I texted my girlfriend the other day....I cant wait to get my face into your badly wrapped kebab.

Phil you've got issues matey!

 

[Phil]

I often send weird funny texts, most completely obscence. I texted one by mistake to a customer once, that was awkward.