Dropping the kids to d pool

bright spark · Sep 4, 2015

A friend of mine said the above to me when going out to d toilet for a sit down. Anyone got any good slang or sayings

Ch4 plumbing · Sep 5, 2015

Tommy tit

Ch4 plumbing · Sep 5, 2015

Masood said:
I always thought that was having a ham shank. Or bashing the bishop, doing the knuckle shuffle, meeting Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters?

Or having a hand shandy:clap:

Neil K · Sep 5, 2015

Dropping anchor in porcelain bay.....

Masood · Sep 5, 2015

APPlumbing said:
It is! I didn't think the thread was just taking a dump sayings!

Ah OK, just me being too literal again! And having a fuzzy head. I blame Ray.

SimonG · Sep 5, 2015

A Mr Whippy

Rickster123 · Sep 5, 2015

Masood said:
Ah OK, just me being too literal again! And having a fuzzy head. I blame Ray.

You are a stickler for rules mas. I can imagine you at school, "we'll all have more fun if we play by the rules..."

Dotty · Sep 5, 2015

You've the lovely Kate at home and yet you still practice onanism.

What's wrong with you?

Rickster123 · Sep 5, 2015

Hang on google google google...

Kate suffers with headaches on days ending in Y...

Leo21 · Sep 5, 2015

Having a good dig out.

Or

Hand to gland combat, for the other one.

Dotty · Sep 5, 2015

APPlumbing said:
Hang on google google google...

Kate suffers with headaches on days ending in Y...

I can't say I'm surprised.

Phil · Sep 5, 2015

I texted my girlfriend the other day....I cant wait to get my face into your badly wrapped kebab.

Rickster123 · Sep 5, 2015

Phil said:
I texted my girlfriend the other day....I cant wait to get my face into your badly wrapped kebab.

Phil you've got issues matey!

Phil · Sep 5, 2015

I often send weird funny texts, most completely obscence. I texted one by mistake to a customer once, that was awkward.