Who said landrovers were slow

[Billy Bob Bob]

[video=youtube;Z8EhLM84ZQ4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8EhLM84ZQ4[/video]

 

[kay-jay]

I saw a 110 the other day on the motorway ....slow as hell but the guy had painted on the back

......
You can go fast, i can go anywhere!

 

[villa_tom]

Must have a small ***** to feel the need to drive like that

 

[kay-jay]

Reckless on the road tom?....

 

[Guest123]

I knew it had to hsppen.

It's been 18 hours 6 minutes and 30 seconds since the last daily "Oh my Landy can do this" post.

That Landy aint fast. Someones bothered to put some diesel in it that's all.:lol:

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

i have a small *****

thats your problem microsoft

 

[TBServices]

Yawn....

 

[Howsie]

That was slow.

 

[TomLane]

Anyone can stick some stickers on a skip, film it & speed up the video to make it look like its actually going fast!

Show us something interesting!

Perhaps a dog making a cup of tea or how to do cross-stitch or something?!?!

 

[vern]

Yawn....

Know what you mean Tom, in the vito's we would have been there, job done, paid.......and at home home having a beer.....he would have to call for some more fuel, and A&E for pains in his rear and ears lmao

 

[villa_tom]

Reckless on the road tom?....

Always

 

[R1CKY]

I'm seem to have signed into the Land Rovers Owner's Forum by mistake! Stick a 500bhp engine in anything and it will be fast in a STRAIGHT LINE!

 

[TBServices]

Know what you mean Tom, in the vito's we would have been there, job done, paid.......and at home home having a beer.....he would have to call for some more fuel, and A&E for pains in his rear and ears lmao

Not my vito, its only 90bhp

 

[vern]

Not my vito, its only 90bhp

I'll lend you some of my 200 horses lol

 

[R1CKY]

Not my vito, its only 90bhp

If it makes you feel any better, my Caddy has 64, slightly knackered horses!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Landys team are loosing again tonight against the van team

 

[SafeGasInstall]

i had a revo remap on the van , best thing I ever done is taking it out ..... now i get only just over 600miles to the tank 75L . Just want to know how much Landy gets out of a full tank

 

[SimonG]

i had a revo remap on the van , best thing I ever done is taking it out ..... now i get only just over 600miles to the tank 75L . Just want to know how much Landy gets out of a full tank

Land Rovers go for ever on a full tank, the only thing is that they have to tow it behind em.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Land Rovers go for ever on a full tank, the only thing is that they have to tow it behind em.

tow behind the 20tone tanker

 

[Guest123]

I want to know what was in Gas Mans deleted post. Must have hit a nerve. :lol:

 

[Leo21]

My vans supposedly has 120 horses, I think it needs sending back for a re count. Reckon it's almost as slow as a landrover.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

tc tc tc ........all upset in there corner now

 

[SafeGasInstall]

My vans supposedly has 120 horses, I think it needs sending back for a re count. Reckon it's almost as slow as a landrover.

it cant be that bad

 

[Leo21]

Oh dear, I can see a divide forming here.

 

[Guest123]

Oh dear, I can see a divide forming here.

It's us normal people......and them.

 

[SimonG]

It's a very marmite like discussion.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I want to know what was in Gas Mans deleted post. Must have hit a nerve. :lol:

just cocked up a post

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

landys last far longer than a van,go anywhere and do anything mine hits 90 flat out,and has enough torque to rip a transit apart anyone wishing to have there van/gay mobile/villa toms gay suit ripped apart drop me a pm

 

[Leo21]

They last longer because of there design, but take a lot more maintenance and repair than "normal" vehicles. I'll bet my trusty Toyota cost less over a ten year period. Even if I scrap it.

 

[kay-jay]

I'll lend you some of my 200 horses lol

200 horses...
You are officially the biggest ukpf cowboy...
Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaar

 

[TBServices]

You'd have to catch something before you could rip it apart. Good luck with that lol

 

[Guest123]

I'm sure it's a brilliant machine, we're only taking the pee. Anyway you lot have made so many Landy posts I'm sure I can do a full engine change in one....blind folded!

 

[kay-jay]

Always

I refer you to your earlier post about small penises....

I have no option but to take this latest post as an admission

 

[Guest123]

Oh please boys don't start posting your measurements.

Haven't gave out a ban yet for lying.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

landys last far longer than a van,go anywhere and do anything mine hits 90 flat out,and has enough torque to rip a transit apart anyone wishing to have there van/gay mobile/villa toms gay suit ripped apart drop me a pm

if I remember right that is what you said about PEUGEOT vans about 2 years ago !!! LOL

 

[SafeGasInstall]

200 horses...
You are officially the biggest ukpf cowboy...
Yeeeeeehaaaaaaaar

is this that best line you can come up with .......tc tc tc

 

[Toxic Ted]

I thought landy power was measured in donkeys not horses........bet that gets edited.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

no takers

 

[villa_tom]

I refer you to your earlier post about small penises....

I have no option but to take this latest post as an admission

It was a confession :-(

 

[kay-jay]

It was a confession :-(

Awwww you're your fathers son.......at least that what your mam tells me

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

if I remember right that is what you said about PEUGEOT vans about 2 years ago !!! LOL

if it started LOL

 

[REDSAW]

a landy can be any thing you want it to be there are no limits and mine will take you at any lights....with proper fuel in it!!

 

[Toxic Ted]

a landy can be any thing you want it to be there are no limits and mine will take you at any lights....with proper fuel in it!!

nitro glycerine..........boom verticle

 

[Dotty]

Mate of mine tricked out his swb s3. The nitrous oxide was genius.

That thing took off leaving you feeling like your arse had jus been kicked......