I want to start a cheese mining company where do i start?

[Sid Viscous]

You could always buy some Osmands cds & a Robin Williams dvd or 2. Lifetime supplies there dude

 

[nickelarsed]

due to massive under supply in the cheese miner market we are expanding our operations and in just six weeks you too could be a cheese safe engineer. This cheese safe qualification will not only lead you to being a valued and well respected member of your community but is a job for life (everyone needs cheese, think about it) and on average cheese safe engineers are making between fifty to seventy thousand pounds a year. All you need to do is transfer two thousand pounds into our bank as a deposit and we can start your distance cheese mining course staright away. Learn the secrets of cheese and change your life forever.

 

[Ray Stafford]

What if I'm lactose intolerant?

 

[Sid Viscous]

Goat cheese & sheep cheese, very popular on the near continant

 

[Keefy]

What if I'm lactose intolerant?

Bloody hell Ray, why the serious question?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Bloody hell Ray, why the serious question?

What serious question?

 

[Keefy]

What serious question?

LOL okay then, tough question?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I just want to make sure that my human right to re-train as a cheese miner would not be infringed if I happened to be lactose-intolerant.

 

[Ray Stafford]

If you will start a silly thread...

 

[Keefy]

If you will start a silly thread...

Hey, some people thought Einstein was stupid.