I want to start a cheese mining company where do i start?

[Keefy]

Keefy ---- this is the funniest lala thing i have ever read and it goes on.

My best mate runs an independant bookshop and is a small publisher an is captivated by this
traffic. now can you capture all the emails we have done - i dont know how to do
that and then we could send it to John and see what he can do with it


Rob

No offence mate but I have no idea what you've just said.

 

[REDSAW]

i take my inspirations from friends of mine,
met many a moon ago, perhaps 30, 40 year or so.
There was i just wandering by eating a fine Edam pie,
along a path by a village and a tree. i truly suddenly did see,
from the corner of ones eye by the door, could it be i said, 'hi, i am redsaw'.
a pop a whistle and a clang i did stop.
turned and found a table with chair, upon it, a large flagon 'o' beer
the door did then creak & i heard her speak 'i am the soup dragon, what is it you seek'?
'come out, come out' i cry 'here taste my cheese mind, dont want to hear a single squeak'
tis was all calm then after, i now walked to the cheese store in a manner,
the wench nay even charge the flagon, she dropped a right clanger..

 

[Sid Viscous]

Redsaw, have you taken your medication today?

 

[Toxic Ted]

I cant believe the mods are letting this cheese safe topic to continue on an open forum where the general public can gen up on this specialised subject and then may "dabble" in something which is clearly a technical subject.

 

[tamz]

Keeping this on track Keefy, i checked the title deeds and i do indeed (well the good lady has) the cheese mining rights on my (her) plot of moonland.
After some further research into this i've found out that the NASA crew are in on this. They recon it has a best before date but they are probably just saying that to keep the profits for the Capitalist Republic of America. You know what they are like if they think there is money in it so we might have to move quick on this before they send the troops in to take the place over.

I've also spoken to old Alex (my next door neighbour retired enigneer (coal face)) and he recons he could knock up a rocket and get a team of miners together come June


Btw if the soup dragon is in i'm out!

 

[Bunker]

I've been quiet about this but I am actually a Cheese Miner. My wife, well, she's mine and she's a Cheese Minor You wouldn't believe it but there is Stil Tons of cheese there to be mined

 

[tamz]

I've been quiet about this but I am actually a Cheese Miner. My wife, well, she's mine and she's a Cheese Minor You wouldn't believe it but there is Stil Tons of cheese there to be mined

Dirty boy! :smile:

 

[Keefy]

This thread is like, hippy-trippy maaaaaaaaaaaaan! :wacko:

 

[REDSAW]

far out man, dont go there!

[video=youtube;BSFHZoYhocM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSFHZoYhocM[/video]

 

[Keefy]

Some plumbers raid customers knicker drawers, I raid their fridges.

 

[tamz]

A cheese smear campaign. It is obvious he is on that manufactured plastic stuff.
Wait until we get the real McCoy on the streets. We'll clean up.
Fk the plumbing. Cheese is the future. Thats where the real money is!

 

[Dotty]

Ive tasted the future man!

It's cheesy!

 

[peteheat]

Cheeseus you Guys could be on to something !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Cheese replaces bread?

 

[REDSAW]

last year i did a job for this woman complaining of water coming through kitchen cieling.

i took of the bath panel and stuck a tourch under the bath to discover 20mm high fungus spores and sure enough the bath seal had gone.

i told the woman to take a look at the fungus.

her reply.....my son showers twice a day and does eat a lot of cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i kid you not.lol

 

[R1CKY]

Not a very mature thread guys, you should brie ashamed of yourselves!