Forget the Olympics, I've got the new world record.....

[Guest123]

Over 3,200 posts and still an Arms member. That's a record that will take some beating.

:teeth_smile:

 

[dontknowitall]

:sunny: :lol:

 

[Phil]

Just need to get those green stripes and you're home free system.

Actually lets not start all that again!

 

[CES]

I thought you would have had a system3 "upgrade" by now!.... ok Ill get ma coat!..

 

[Leo21]

Over 3,200 posts and still an Arms member. That's a record that will take some beating.

:teeth_smile:

Nothing like a gentle hint is there! I can never imagine reaching such an accolade, but what is the requirement?

 

[stevetheplumber]

its like a knighthood if you want it you dont get it unless you have deep pockets

 

[Barry98]

Sure mines an error , someone upstairs will notice eventually lol

 

[Howsie]

I set a new world record in trap three on Thursday.

 

[mountainman]

I set a new world record in trap three on Thursday.

In what discipline, log rolling??

 

[dontknowitall]

Nah - trap is a nickname for a magistrate's court door ...

 

[Barry98]

Nah - trap is a nickname for a magistrate's court door ...

There speaks a man of experience lol

 

[mountainman]

Nah - trap is a nickname for a magistrate's court door ...

Please explain, this could be a very informative thread

 

[Barry98]

Trap door means something else where am from

 

[mountainman]

Same here!

 

[Barry98]

Then again in a prison environment "........

 

[kay-jay]

In what discipline, log rolling??

Lol

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[Barry98]

Lol

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Another prison term lol

 

[mountainman]

Another prison term lol

There could be a Ring of truth in that statement!

 

[Barry98]

Oooo there coming thick and fast tonight,

 

[dontknowitall]

This thread's gone to the dogs now.

 

[Guest123]

Trap door entry and logs, now I'm getting worried at what you lot fantasise about.:angel_smile:

 

[SimonG]

Was the trap 3 record, speed, size or duration? Or maybe a new endurance sport?

 

[Barry98]

I'll take the pain but am not taking this other

 

[Guest123]

Was the trap 3 record, speed, size or duration? Or maybe a new endurance sport?

Something to do with rear entry and chocolate logs I think. Having a gay old time I suspect.

 

[SimonG]

Used to like Cadbury's mini rolls, just gone off em.

 

[Barry98]

Used to like Cadbury's mini rolls, just gone off em.

Cant eat more then 1 pack at a time

 

[SimonG]

Is that a 6 pack, 10 pack or the good old buy 10 get 5 free pack

 

[Barry98]

Depends if I get there before the kids

 

[Guest123]

Used to like Cadbury's mini rolls, just gone off em.

LOL, and Cadbury's Mini Fingers too. I think I'll give them a miss!

 

[SimonG]

For some reason a 'finger of fudge' just sprang to mind.

 

[mountainman]

Soon be Christmas lads, time for a Yule Log!

 

[Barry98]

Started to store logs in the shed ready to burn

 

[SimonG]

Gonna need some this year. Just moved and it's got a woodburner in the back room and open fire in the living room. Wife won't let me get a chainsaw tho'

 

[Barry98]

Got a mate that builds porta cabins , and when there done on site they come back and get stripped down so have loads of bags going

 

[SimonG]

Nice. I have a few bags of short bits of 3x2 cls. One of the builders has started saving them for me.

 

[Barry98]

Good ones are old window frames , had 3 bags last year that lasted about a month

 

[Guest123]

Once ripped up a wooden floor that was painted in bitumen paint. It made the best burning fire I've ever known.

 

[mountainman]

Best ones are seasoned hardwood logs, Olive and Almond last really well.

 

[Guest123]

Best ones are seasoned hardwood logs, Olive and Almond last really well.

Once went out with 2 birds called Olive and Almond.

You're right, they last really well.:17:

 

[Barry98]

Once went out with 2 birds called Olive and Almond.

You're right, they last really well.:17:

Berzinga

 

[mountainman]

Once went out with 2 birds called Olive and Almond.

You're right, they last really well.:17:

Would they say the same about you though???

 

[dontknowitall]

Would they say the same about you though???

'course they would. Different story if a different tradesperson - no stamina ...

At least that's what I keep telling myself.

 

[Barry98]

Probably not , I remember when me and our las got together , on the first night we may love and I took my pants off she could not stop laughing , when I asked why she said call are you going to satisfy with that. And I said MEEEEEESEE

 

[Guest123]

Would they say the same about you though???

What with my secret big flexi? They just love how I can bend it with ease. The last one had a rubber cover on it that burst. The consequences are still here 2 years later.

Her wee birthday was last week, luv ya sweetheart!

 

[Barry98]

What with my secret big flexi? They just love how I can bend it with ease. The last one had a rubber cover on it that burst. The consequences are still here 2 years later.

Her wee birthday was last week, luv ya sweetheart!

Filling up here too much love for this time a night

 

[Guest123]

Spread the love, I'm on the Pills......er Pilsner!

4 can to go
Then they'll be three
Then after 2, I'll be fecking merry.

 

[mountainman]

Pass me a barf bag please mate...

 

[Barry98]

There ya go pal

 

[Guest123]

Remember that touchy feely thread about us all meeting up? Well what about inviting the sparks forum to it, telling them that there's free beer and accommodation, all they have to do is to get there......

The Outer Hebrides.

 

[Barry98]

Sounds good to me they probably turn up two week late