Forget the Olympics, I've got the new world record.....

[Guest123]

Over 3,200 posts and still an Arms member. That's a record that will take some beating.

:teeth_smile:

 

[mountainman]

Soon be Christmas lads, time for a Yule Log!

 

[Barry98]

Started to store logs in the shed ready to burn

 

[SimonG]

Gonna need some this year. Just moved and it's got a woodburner in the back room and open fire in the living room. Wife won't let me get a chainsaw tho'

 

[Barry98]

Got a mate that builds porta cabins , and when there done on site they come back and get stripped down so have loads of bags going

 

[SimonG]

Nice. I have a few bags of short bits of 3x2 cls. One of the builders has started saving them for me.

 

[Barry98]

Good ones are old window frames , had 3 bags last year that lasted about a month

 

[Guest123]

Once ripped up a wooden floor that was painted in bitumen paint. It made the best burning fire I've ever known.

 

[mountainman]

Best ones are seasoned hardwood logs, Olive and Almond last really well.

 

[Guest123]

Best ones are seasoned hardwood logs, Olive and Almond last really well.

Once went out with 2 birds called Olive and Almond.

You're right, they last really well.:17:

 

[Barry98]

Once went out with 2 birds called Olive and Almond.

You're right, they last really well.:17:

Berzinga

 

[mountainman]

Once went out with 2 birds called Olive and Almond.

You're right, they last really well.:17:

Would they say the same about you though???

 

[dontknowitall]

Would they say the same about you though???

'course they would. Different story if a different tradesperson - no stamina ...

At least that's what I keep telling myself.

 

[Barry98]

Probably not , I remember when me and our las got together , on the first night we may love and I took my pants off she could not stop laughing , when I asked why she said call are you going to satisfy with that. And I said MEEEEEESEE

 

[Guest123]

Would they say the same about you though???

What with my secret big flexi? They just love how I can bend it with ease. The last one had a rubber cover on it that burst. The consequences are still here 2 years later.

Her wee birthday was last week, luv ya sweetheart!

 

[Barry98]

What with my secret big flexi? They just love how I can bend it with ease. The last one had a rubber cover on it that burst. The consequences are still here 2 years later.

Her wee birthday was last week, luv ya sweetheart!

Filling up here too much love for this time a night

 

[Guest123]

Spread the love, I'm on the Pills......er Pilsner!

4 can to go
Then they'll be three
Then after 2, I'll be fecking merry.

 

[mountainman]

Pass me a barf bag please mate...

 

[Barry98]

There ya go pal

 

[Guest123]

Remember that touchy feely thread about us all meeting up? Well what about inviting the sparks forum to it, telling them that there's free beer and accommodation, all they have to do is to get there......

The Outer Hebrides.

 

[Barry98]

Sounds good to me they probably turn up two week late

 

[Howsie]

It wasn't a sprint, put it that way!

 

[mountainman]

Sounds good to me they probably turn up two week late

And blame the plumbers for delaying them.

 

[Guest123]

Sounds good to me they probably turn up two week late

Because they didn'y know how to turn off the lights as they left.

 

[Barry98]

Don't the come on automatically when tey enter a room ? Off when they leave it

 

[Guest123]

Don't the come on automatically when tey enter a room ? Off when they leave it

Thats the PIS sorry PIR in their heads that do that.

 

[Barry98]

Thats the PIS sorry PIR in their heads that do that.

Thought so

 

[Guest123]

Ever wish you hadn't started something? This thread has 56 threads about feck all, apart from my meaningful contributions of course!:tongue:

 

[Barry98]

You must be part o full scope

 

[Barry98]

O = p

 

[Guest123]

on a serious note (I'll fecking try my best) Lee it's a shame about Gerry, well noticed by the way. Any info?