Scam phone calls "we need access to your computer"

[Phil]

I had one today, "we understand you are having problems with your Windows computer"

I got a little bit carried away with the abuse I hurled down the phone before he hung up, I had to go outside so my customer didn't hear. :cuss:

 

[Rickster123]

I had one today, "we understand you are having problems with your Windows computer"

I got a little bit carried away with the abuse I hurled down the phone before he hung up, I had to go outside so my customer didn't hear. :cuss:

The ppi phone calls are doing my head in this week. I had to race downstairs today to reach the phone in time only to find it's another poxy ppi call!

 

[Phil]

I sent off my ppi form last month so I'm waiting for a call from a strange out of area number, that is why I'm answering all this rubbish.

 

[Phil]

The sales calls I just politely hang up on them mid sentence but the scammers I abuse and I get personal...they are scum of the earth.

 

[plumben]

Ive found the best thing to do is get them going like your interested then wait till there made up someones actually on the phone, get them to explain/talk you through stuff and then say no sorry I'm not interested

 

[Phil]

Ive found the best thing to do is get them going like your interested then wait till there made up someones actually on the phone, get them to explain/talk you through stuff and then say no sorry I'm not interested

I play along nice and then I get nasty..

 

[Dotty]

I had the call about the car crash I didn't have.

I told the girl thank the Lord she rang me because I'm having minor psychological issues since a minibus full of nuns ran into the back of me.

It was a good couple of minutes before she got round to asking what issues I'm having.

I've developed an irrational fear of penguins, I told her.

She hung up on me!

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[plumben]

I had the call about the car crash I didn't have.

I told the girl thank the Lord she rang me because I'm having minor psychological issues since a minibus full of nuns ran into the back of me.

It was a good couple of minutes before she got round to asking what issues I'm having.

I've developed an irrational fear of penguins, I told her.

She hung up on me!

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I had Google trying to sell me top page, the girl asked what I would think if I was top page of Google I replied "I think i'd be paying a company that doesn't pay all there tax, and takes more money off hard working people" it took her a while to figure it out then hung up

 

[oz-plumber]

-First page of Google - I ask if it cheaper to be on the second page.
-Life Insurance - What benefits do I get out of it.
-Investing money - say I'm on welfare
-Solar panel for hot water and electricity - say I'm renting the property and can't give out landlords details due to privacy act.
-Retirement schemes - say I won't live long enough to retire.

 

[jtsplumbing]

My mate gets these calls about is computer showing up a fault, he has done for a few years, only thing is he's not got or ever had a computer, :computer: