Rays amazing electronic gizmo

[Riley]

Just placed my first order on the Williams site. Awesome so quick and easy and don't have to deal with the half wits that don't know about boilers in my local merchants anymore. 10/10 I applaud you sir.

 

[Masood]

Careful though. Every time you click on it out steals a tiny bit of your soul until one day you end up like the Nazgul, bound to the One Site, with Ray, like Sauron, controlling your every thought...

 

[SimonG]

Careful though. Every time you click on it out steals a tiny bit of your soul until one day you end up like the Nazgul, bound to the One Site, with Ray, like Sauron, controlling your every thought...

Ever thought of writing a novel Mas?

 

[Riley]

If ray ever turned into a big fireball Eye I would very much like to see it as his avatar

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ever thought of writing a novel Mas?

If ray ever turned into a big fireball Eye I would very much like to see it as his avatar

The world of literature lost out the day you two decided to become turd stranglers.

 

[Riley]

Very eloquent Ray

 

[Masood]

Ever thought of writing a novel Mas?

I think J R R Tolkien's family might take offence... and "Confessions Of A Plumber" has already been done...

 

[Riley]

It's almost like a robot chicken / Southpark equivalent.
Orcs = turds
Sauran = Ray
etc etc

 

[Leo21]

Careful though. Every time you click on it out steals a tiny bit of your soul until one day you end up like the Nazgul, bound to the One Site, with Ray, like Sauron, controlling your every thought...

I love Harry potter films.

 

[Dotty]

I love Harry potter films.

I've considered my response to this carefully.

You're not right in the fkn head, are you.......

 

[Riley]

I've considered my response to this carefully.

You're not right in the fkn head, are you.......

Well considered and brilliantly delivered.