Williams & CO.

[Ray Stafford]

is that who text me tonight

probably. I had to ask "which Adam are you?"

 

[newcastle phill]

Everyone please kiss and make up.
Yous guys have got me in pieces here

Wheres the love gone...

I don't wanna read about unhappy people..
I wanna read about ridiculous special offers with free postage...
I wanna read about unbeatable deals and how it changes lives.
I wanna hear people cry with happiness at give away prices and rejoice when they tell the grand kids who drift softly off to sleep with tales of williams and co special service...

I want it.....

I...I....wwant..

I want it to be how it used to be...williams and co slaying competitors prices and unleashing 10,000 first class horses who will surely burst into flames if they dont make that 12am deadline. .. and give you the parts and the money back too..

We can do this

 

[Dotty]

Dunno Ray can we? Is Adam still with us?

Can you imagine the bitchslapping you'd all get if there was no Adam for me to pick on?

 

[villa_tom]

probably. I had to ask "which Adam are you?"

Do you have lots of strange men's numbers in your phone then?

 

[SimonG]

if #7 is a reply to #6 then it was a simple enough question to ask tonight.

Goodnight.

No #7 was a drink induced insight into my world

Think I will have a babycham nightcap.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Do you have lots of strange men's numbers in your phone then?

Yep. Several hundred at the last count.

Not many as strange as you though.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Everyone please kiss and make up.
Yous guys have got me in pieces here

Wheres the love gone...

I don't wanna read about unhappy people..
I wanna read about ridiculous special offers with free postage...
I wanna read about unbeatable deals and how it changes lives.
I wanna hear people cry with happiness at give away prices and rejoice when they tell the grand kids who drift softly off to sleep with tales of williams and co special service...

I want it.....

I...I....wwant..

I want it to be how it used to be...williams and co slaying competitors prices and unleashing 10,000 first class horses who will surely burst into flames if they dont make that 12am deadline. .. and give you the parts and the money back too..

We can do this

BARMAN!

I'll have a pint of whatever Newcastle Phill's drinking if you please. And right smartly!

 

[Dotty]

There's an investigation going on in the loo.

Don't think Phil's drinking. Think he's mainlining.......

 

[villa_tom]

Yep. Several hundred at the last count.

Not many as strange as you though.

If you've got my number then well done

only special people get my number

 

[Ray Stafford]

If you've got my number then well done

only special people get my number

I did have your number, but I deleted it after writing it on the walls of all the public bogs in Portsmouth.

So if your love life is looking up, and you find yourself "doing favours for sailors" - that's why.

No need to thank me. I would have done the same for any villa-tard.