Where does the time go!

[gasmanrob]

Again you change and get over it very quick my advise do as many as you can when they are first born then slowly ease off as you introduce actual food that's when I let the wife take over nappy duty.

Trust me if you have to do nappies the first 3 months is when you want to do them!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

My youngest is 34 days old already, how I've missed them explosive runny poos :lol:

 

[Ermintrude]

"Poo incidents" and sever tag team situations.

 

[Atouchofgas]

And how you turn round to get the wipes and suddenly it's up the walls, floors and sofa and you are thinking how?

 

[mutley racers]

Again you change and get over it very quick my advise do as many as you can when they are first born then slowly ease off as you introduce actual food that's when I let the wife take over nappy duty.

Trust me if you have to do nappies the first 3 months is when you want to do them!

The wife keeps telling me when they go on solids the poo's are really really stinky. And even the look of them is enough encouragement for a gag reflex

 

[mutley racers]

And how you turn round to get the wipes and suddenly it's up the walls, floors and sofa and you are thinking how?

Come to think of it, I am actually quite happy this forum keeps me preoccupied!!!

 

[gasmanrob]

The wife keeps telling me when they go on solids the poo's are really really stinky. And even the look of them is enough encouragement for a gag reflex

Nobody warns you! No one tells you! It just happens.

3 months in you think this isn't so bad I'm used to it now I can do this! Then a few weeks later you introduce baby led weaning and boom! It's all levels of wrong there's raisins in it it's a lot wetter and smellier.... You learn why the nappy needs to be fitted securely, because if you don't it CAN and WILL run and projectile straight out of every possible opening on that nappy

 

[Destroyer2813]

Come to think of it, I am actually quite happy this forum keeps me preoccupied!!!

Just need a mod to block your account for a while then

 

[gasmanrob]

Come to think of it, I am actually quite happy this forum keeps me preoccupied!!!

I will have my revenge... You remember all those embarrassing parent moments when you were growing up? That was parent revenge!

 

[kirkgas]

Haha yes where does the time go, our eldest was 32 on Wednesday, and I can honestly remember the day he was born as if it was yesterday

 

[mutley racers]

Haha yes where does the time go, our eldest was 32 on Wednesday, and I can honestly remember the day he was born as if it was yesterday

Hello Daddy

 

[mutley racers]

Nobody warns you! No one tells you! It just happens.

3 months in you think this isn't so bad I'm used to it now I can do this! Then a few weeks later you introduce baby led weaning and boom! It's all levels of wrong there's raisins in it it's a lot wetter and smellier.... You learn why the nappy needs to be fitted securely, because if you don't it CAN and WILL run and projectile straight out of every possible opening on that nappy

Agh mate, please stop. I am nearly gagging just thinking about it.

 

[Atouchofgas]

Oh it gets worse, wait till there on solids and then get a dose of the runs!

 

[gasmanrob]

Agh mate, please stop. I am nearly gagging just thinking about it.

It doesn't matter you just do it without giving it a thought all is forgiven and forgotten when you see all the innocence the world has to offer in moments like this

 

[Dotty]

Agh mate, please stop. I am nearly gagging just thinking about it.

I once knocked on my neighbours door with Eloise at arms length.

"Please fix this, it smells, it must be broken........."

Luckily she'd heard countless stories regarding my legendary weak stomach concerning horrible nappies........

 

[mutley racers]

I once knocked on my neighbours door with Eloise at arms length.

"Please fix this, it smells, it must be broken........."

Luckily she'd heard countless stories regarding my legendary weak stomach concerning horrible nappies........

That is hilarious. I shall have to try that one

 

[gasmanrob]

I once knocked on my neighbours door with Eloise at arms length.

"Please fix this, it smells, it must be broken........."

Luckily she'd heard countless stories regarding my legendary weak stomach concerning horrible nappies........

that is a proper dad moment you know home made car seats and DIY hair cut sort of dad moment

 

[mutley racers]

Right chaps, I am going to go and do it!!! Yipee

 

[gasmanrob]

Good lad give her one from the team!

actually no that's just odd and a bit creepy but now the thoughts in your head enjoy!

 

[mutley racers]

Did it!!! No, I am only joking. But, 1 minite in heaven is better than no minutes in heaven

 

[mutley racers]

I did it!!!!

 

[Ermintrude]

She's up the junction?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I did it!!!!

Sometimes you can share too much Lee. Keep a few secrets eh?

 

[JAH HEATING]

This year just keeps getting better, my bird is pregnant an liverpool fc are bloody flying

 

[PlumbersMate]

This year just keeps getting better, my bird is pregnant an liverpool fc are bloody flying

Have to say Liverpool are probably my fave club besides my own, gerrard is one of my heroes, love Suarez, sterling is a rangers boy and Rodgers is doing things the right way. You have the best fans in the prem by a country mile, really hope you win it mate

 

[JAH HEATING]

Have to say Liverpool are probably my fave club besides my own, gerrard is one of my heroes, love Suarez, sterling is a rangers boy and Rodgers is doing things the right way. You have the best fans in the prem by a country mile, really hope you win it mate

Ah nice one mate.

its unbelievable what Rodgers has done this season, he has got players playing at levels you'd never expect...

hes got us all believing again

 

[PlumbersMate]

Ah nice one mate.

its unbelievable what Rodgers has done this season, he has got players playing at levels you'd never expect...

hes got us all believing again

Yeh he's worked miracles mate and he deserves everything he gets didn't love him at Swansea found them tedious to watch but with your lot it's so decent. Hope Sturbridge and Gerrard carry it to brazil. And if anyone deserves a title it's the main man Stevie, love the bloke