Teachers weren`t like this when I was in school.

[rpm]

You lot are so judgemental!

Everything is based on what you have told us over the years!

 

[Phil]

Ha ha ha..who can imagine the scene.."OMG its gone too far up..Quick get the BBQ prongs!!

 

[rpm]

Ha ha ha..who can imagine the scene.."OMG its gone too far up..Quick get the BBQ prongs!!

They won`t grip it darling, it`s too slippery! Maybe if you had a shower and relaxed?

 

[Phil]

I bet he's got a skid mark on his phone screen as he frantically fumbled to ring 999.

 

[Best]

This is unreal. How big must her asshole be?
I don't think barbecue prongs are small enough surely?
...Or maybe I haven't been with the right woman.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I bet he's got a skid mark on his phone screen as he frantically fumbled to ring 999.

or took a selfie

 

[lame plumber]

had to put a camera down her throat, cmon lads, it is a load of BS, any snesible lad would be using his own toy to do it

 

[rpm]

had to put a camera down her throat, cmon lads, it is a load of BS, any snesible lad would be using his own toy to do it

Take it you don`t do foreplay Lame, more of a brace yourself lass type?

 

[KingDoey]

What a game bird! Where can i meet a woman like this...

 

[lame plumber]

Take it you don`t do foreplay Lame, more of a brace yourself lass type?

more of being able to see through a load of BS journalism