Stolen tools Look out!

[erpkid]

When I was younger it was a different....but I have to be a bit realistic about such scum not that I am pleased I have come to this...bugger!

 

[wetdrip]

My sister’s ex-husband was a Police sergeant, and her "current" husband is a just retired Police Chief Constable. Do not be under any illusions; the police will do you with as much gusto as the perp breaking into your van.

Look up citizen arrest procedures online, too.
It's what you say, just as much as what you do.
If you find yourself in the back of the police car arrange for the duty solicitor there and then, and ask again at the desk, you'll be asked anyway.
If you've got to smack the perp, make sure you say when interviewed,” You were in fear of your life.”
You most probably were.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

If its one thing I detest is tinky ba$tards who steal our tools . We work our asses off for a tink to break in and steal our tools. I really hope your mate gets it all back.
I've always said to the thief's it should be death by pipe slice.

Tie them up then take each finger off with a pipeslice one by one

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Lad tried to get in my van... I was sat in it.

:lol:

 

[gasmanrob]

Tie them up then take each finger off with a pipeslice one by one

Id recomend using the plastic waste cutters 20mm should do it I've nearly taken my own finger off with the 1 1/2 one

 

[wetdrip]

Lad tried to get in my van... I was sat in it.

And even now, no-one's paid the ransom money

 

[antdad]

I keep waiting to read about some gangland killing by asphyxiation using builders foam, couple of squirts up the nose seems perfect for the job.

 

[Phil]

A blunt 25mm Irwin blue groove forced through their forehead with an impact driver.

 

[townfanjon]

I know I have mentioned this before and yes there's not much chance of sending your tools again , but you MUST have your post code on them, rozzers give you them back immediately .

Hope you you get them back pal

 

[voivod]

guy cam into a site offering joiner tools as he was retiring (about 22/4 ish) ????
told him wasnt interested but said joiners were next door.
off he went ...then heard couple off shouts thuds n screams.
turned out he had stole the tools frae site along road week before n the joiner had transferred to ours.
Amazing the amount of times he fell down the stairs while resisting arrest .
No sympathy for tool theives