revenge for practical jokes

[unguided1]

As it says above really

I personally am not a fan of practical jokes (honest) So as the thread on practical jokes is such a popular one here is the alternative one for revenge infact make it for revenge in general anyone who has read any of my threads will know that I am a great believer in revenge.

 

[SimonG]

Theres the old tried and tested quick drying cement down the stop tap or if not so cruel expanding foam.

The old unpaid bill and trip the fire valve next time your passing, "It's gone off, well get your money ready and I'm on my way!!!"

 

[gaspastemania]

I used to get a bit of gip off the older plumbers when i was an apprentice so would quite often get pay back through several tactics.I would smear boss white on the inside of hard hats which then would stick to there hair,pump silicon into their shoes when they would change into the steelies . One that does stick in my mind is when i glued this plumbers lunchbox lid shut then glued his box upside down on a table,still clearly remember watching him cut his lunchbox open with a stanley to get at his sandwiches which incidently i filled with teabag leaves .

 

[Dotty]

An old boy used to give me merry hell when I was an apprentice. He constantly had a roll up on the go so one day when he left his baccy tin unattended a good clump of cut up pubic hair went in and got mixed with the contents.

Next few days he just spent smoking and staring at his rollies with a strange expression.

 

[vaughan]

Flux smeared into your mates steering wheel is a good one, or onto tool handles watching them itch their face and wonder why their skin has a rash lol.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

never did but i had thought of it ! sand paper grid 60 or 40 on the front wind screen and drivers side window and back window will leave the owner of the car with good dace expression