going too pluck a couple of birds later!

[REDSAW]

well, the missus wont do it and she said do it yourself if your hungry for them!

nice pair//:smug:

 

[Barry98]

Tear down towards the head

 

[REDSAW]

i'm going to skin them, less mess.

stand on wings and pull legs up to split skin, comes of like a jacket i am told but not done it that way before..
tbh, its about 20 years since the last one i did.lol

 

[Keefy]

Had this conversation with my other half recently and said if we had the appropriate space I'd raise my own chickens and murder them myself (as humanely as possible of course) because anyone prepared to eat a bird should have the gonads to look Beaky in the eye and whack him themselves.

 

[Barry98]

i'm going to skin them, less mess.

stand on wings and pull legs up to split skin, comes of like a jacket i am told but not done it that way before..
tbh, its about 20 years since the last one i did.lol

Get stuck my daughter will do , postie won't come down the driver sometimes with all the braces hung on the lines lol

 

[Rickster123]

The fun you northerners have! Get it in tesco convieniantly wrapped in cling film!

 

[Keefy]

Did you shoot those?

 

[Barry98]

The fun you northerners have! Get it in tesco convieniantly wrapped in cling film!

With a free saddle and hoofs

 

[REDSAW]

Had this conversation with my other half recently and said if we had the appropriate space I'd raise my own chickens and murder them myself (as humanely as possible of course) because anyone prepared to eat a bird should have the gonads to look Beaky in the eye and whack him themselves.

i agree, or at least once in your life.
i am waiting for my lad to get back home so he can do the other like dad does.....lifes experiences and self reliance!.

 

[Guest123]

I use the pheasant tail feathers for fly tying. Nice brace.

 

[TomLane]

Pleasant pheasant plucker! :lol:

I looked up the tongue twister as I couldn't remember it & found this.....

I got stuck on the first line!

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.
I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.
One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.
I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.
Fire truck tyres
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Six stick shifts stuck shut.
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers.

 

[Keefy]

Not a punt cut square

Anyone else get in a tingue twoster with that line?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Did you shoot those?

Nah - he gave them a price for an outside tap, and they fainted dead away.

 

[Keefy]

Nah - he gave them a price for an outside tap, and they fainted dead away.

Dunno why but that just had me crying with laughter. Still laughing lol.

 

[REDSAW]

Nah - he gave them a price for an outside tap, and they fainted dead away.

actually mr ray,

i ordered a bath from the merchant and to be delivered 15 mile away from the yard. the van turns up with bath on board and the driver/owner who also works gs pointers, shot them yesterday and bought them up for me as a token of total bum licking for my continued custom..

so, customer service= a brace of pheasants or a bag of jelly babies.lol.lol

 

[Ray Stafford]

I still like my version better!

 

[Ray Stafford]

so, customer service= a brace of pheasants or a bag of jelly babies.lol.lol

Or a nice DIY fried brekkie!

 

[lame plumber]

only shot yesturday, need to hang them a few days yet to get a decent taste!!!

 

[Keefy]

only shot yesturday, need to hang them a few days yet to get a decent taste!!!

Murderer.

 

[lame plumber]

Murderer.

you can only murder people, sadly for pheasants they make tasty casseroles once skinned and mixed with a few veg, but if they had ducked?

 

[Keefy]

you can only murder people, sadly for pheasants they make tasty casseroles once skinned and mixed with a few veg, but if they had ducked?

I'm hungry now, hope the missus brings in a duck and hoisin sauce meal.

 

[REDSAW]

i agree, or at least once in your life.
i am waiting for my lad to get back home so he can do the other like dad does.....lifes experiences and self reliance!.

well there you go!!!

turns out my lad is better at skinning than i am gets it in one.
me?, pulled the wing off and ended up feathers all over the place.lol

straight into freezer ready for a nice mushroom cream and apple pan fry on sunday.