A funny morning in the Arms

[rpm]

After being given a key I spent a few hours in the arms this morning and I haven`t laughed so much for ages, finally understood the tale of Mr Freeman of Ringwood which had me laughing out loud as did many other tales, loved the celler under the small flat story and got a greater insight in to the world of a plumber. Thanks guys.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Don't really know why it's taken so long mate...welcome and look forward to some un edited stories of macerater woe and destruction.

 

[turnpin]

Welcome rpm .......I think it's your round regards Turnpinunk:

 

[rpm]

Could of sworn I brought a round the first night I was allowed in or was that a dream?

 

[SimonG]

Welcome in. Looks like a busy school night at the bar.

 

[hammers4spanner]

About time you was here son now get the beers in

 

[IDCHAPPY]

You're one of the crew mate, it's the highest accolade we can bestow upon you

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I'm 4 beers in already, turning the clock back 20 years here :lol:

 

[iain85]

Please link to freeman of ringwood and cellar stories? Could do with a laugh.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'm 4 beers in already, turning the clock back 20 years here :lol:

As long as you stay away from the green green grass we'll be able to understand you haha.

 

[Rickster123]

Is anyone gonna get me a gin and orange?! I've been stood here 20 minutes!

 

[WaterTight]

Is anyone gonna get me a gin and orange?! I've been stood here 20 minutes!

ladies night is next door mate

 

[Rickster123]

ladies night is next door mate

Eeeeeasy! I'm having it in a pint glass!

 

[kris]

Welcome rpm. What u havin il get one in. Shoot the bar .( not literally)

 

[rpm]

Don't really know why it's taken so long mate...welcome and look forward to some un edited stories of macerater woe and destruction.

Ok here`s 3 to start.
Did a job in a picture postcard sort of cottage once but had doubts about the limp wristed gentleman, pulled out a pair of XXL ladies Black lacy knickers and the gentleman went rather shamefaced and decleared he had no knowledge of how they could possibly have got in the macerator. Rather enjoyed watching him squirm and get all flustered in all honesty.

One where I felt sorry for the customer was when I pulled out the remains of a pair of glasses, there was one lens attached to one side of the frame and the rest of the glasses were smashed to little bits. "Oh!" said the daughter "We`ve been looking everywhere for them", then I showed her what was left of her elderly mothers glasses.

Had one where I was there every week for 3 weeks pulling out tiny little bits of gravel but couldn`t understand what was going on. The toilet was in a large courtyard of a very large country house and on the last visit the gentleman was present and asking why I couldn`t fix the problem, anyway whilst we were talking his Golden Retiever walked past us and dropped a mouthful of gravel in the toilet.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

That last one is quality......I would have blame end the guy eating and passing it.

 

[rpm]

Had to advise a mum that her kids were swallowing fruit stones once (en-suite bathroom in kids bedroom) and also had to carefully explain as not to upset the old dear that she might want to consider using the toilet on mains if she was going to keep up her high fibre nut diet. Gotta say she was as good as gold about it.

 

[rpm]

Thanks kris I`ll stick to the Becks tonight, maybe a Courvoisier at closing time but work tomorrow so its a skool night really.

 

[rpm]

Please link to freeman of ringwood and cellar stories? Could do with a laugh.

It`s on page 2 about halfway down and the celler story is a page or two deeper. Sorry but us simple poo pump guys sometimes struggle with cut n paste.

 

[kris]

Thanks kris I`ll stick to the Becks tonight, maybe a Courvoisier at closing time but work tomorrow so its a skool night really.

Ok coming up rpm. Anyone else want one while my moth eaten wallets out??

 

[iain85]

Pint of crystal with a straw kris. Cheers

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

welcome to the arms rpm,put all drinks on croppies tab when he is not looking obviously

 

[Toxic Ted]

Fullers ESB would be just spiffing old chap.

 

[kris]

Ok iain. Il buy a bottle n we can all have a glass. Il feel american for an evening....

 

[kris]

Benifits britian on tv again shortly well have to change channel on the tv or well all get worked up watchin that garbo...

 

[Whyme]

redstripe please kris

 

[SimonG]

Watching Evan Almighty at the minute. Watched Non Stop and Lone Survivor over the weekend.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

As long as you stay away from the green green grass we'll be able to understand you haha.

I'd forgoteen about it till that post, now I'm foaming at the mouth

 

[kris]

You for a strongbow mr g. Non stops good eh liam neeson. We watched the new Xmen last night pritty gweed. If anyone wants good films theres a website called . Glowgaze.

 

[townfanjon]

Nah not again , blood pressure and all

 

[SimonG]

You for a strongbow mr g. Non stops good eh liam neeson. We watched the new Xmen last night pritty gweed. If anyone wants good films theres a website called . Glowgaze.

Wont say no. Helps me sleep

Non stop was really good, yes you could pick holes but something different.

Lone Survivor is a whole different kettle of fish. I found it very thought provoking and a good watch.