24hrs notice before having sex

[rpm]

Just seen a news item ........

Man ordered to give the police 24hrs notice before having sex or planning too or he faces 5yrs inside!
They would be lucky to get 24 minutes notice from me.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

see that and i thought of croppie immediately

 

[rpm]

see that and i thought of croppie immediately

Didn`t think that was ever proven. lol

 

[joni os]

He also has to submit lady's date of birth. Something even the most generous of ladies are reluctant to divulge

 

[stevetheplumber]

At my time of life that would be easy once a week weather she there or not

 

[Best]

I could give a weeks notice. That's usually all I get it - once a week.
She wants it more than that though!

 

[Rickster123]

Most nights I've hardly got the energy to get up the stairs to bed.

 

[Best]

Most nights I've hardly got the energy to get up the stairs to bed.

Problem is women think we can anytime. It's alright for them, - all they have to do is lie back. :smile: Or is that just my woman?

 

[rpm]

Starting to think I put this in the wrong forum the way it`s going - Adam /croppie?

 

[Rickster123]

Ooh I was a thread moving virgin till just then! Might pop out for a *** now!

 

[rpm]

Ooh I was a thread moving virgin till just then! Might pop out for a *** now!

No fishing then. See the Carp record was broken, 68lbs now, lucky begger.

 

[Rickster123]

No fishing then.

No can't be bothered this week mate. Having a Chinese instead.

 

[Phil]

I'm scarred to scroll down anymore on this thread!

 

[lame plumber]

Just seen a news item ........

Man ordered to give the police 24hrs notice before having sex or planning too or he faces 5yrs inside!
They would be lucky to get 24 minutes notice from me.

I need to book my chiropractor, take a day off work and ensure enough pain killers are available for 48 hours, from memory.......................

 

[Leo21]

Because women hate spontaneity don't they!

 

[lame plumber]

Because women hate spontaneity don't they!

i doubt the one today i worked for does, needed a hair drier for a wet fan, lady goes, youll find one in my top drawer you can use, so i went and got it, she had so many motorised toys she would need a small power station to recharge them!! Oh the hairdrier worked on the fan as well, happy ending after a ****ty day, until I got home, but thats another thread

 

[Toxic Ted]

Sex?.......bl00dy hell.....i can't be doing with that......she might think i still love her!

 

[SimonG]

Whats sex?

 

[stevetheplumber]

good news ive been told she will be joining me tommorow night lol

 

[tamz]

Personally as a newly wed...............i wish she'd get off me lol

 

[newcastle phill]

I tend to announce it anyway. A total eclispe happens more often. So it is cause to celebrate

 

[tamz]

You need a new wife

 

[Toxic Ted]

A new one would be nice, but i couldn't afford one at the moment....its not like trading in a car and getting something back. Its more like buying two cars and still having all the servicing and insurance costs and only driving one.

 

[Rickster123]

A new one would be nice, but i couldn't afford one at the moment....its not like trading in a car and getting something back. Its more like buying two cars and still having all the servicing and insurance costs and only driving one.

Even when your old cars got a new piggy eyed, smug faced, son of a pig driver the payments never end!

 

[Dotty]

Even when your old cars got a new piggy eyed, smug faced, son of a pig driver the payments never end!

Something vexing thee, Adam?

 

[Rickster123]

Something vexing thee, Adam?

No I've moved on. I barely even think about those payments now. Or blood money as I call it...