Genuinely just had a phone call where the woman said...

[WaterTight]

What's your best price?

That is my best price.

Can you do a discount?

Sorry, no. Maybe have a ring around get a few prices, you might find someone cheaper.

Maybe we could come to some sort of agreement?

[stunned silence]



---- She spent the whole conversation very deliberately whispering and never spoke up even when I said I couldn't hear her.

 

[WaterTight]

Think I need to change the picture of my gumtree ad. I'm clearly too sexy for my work.

 

[WaterTight]

Just remembered. She said "I need someone to fix my washing machine."

I said "I don't fix them, just install them."

And then she said "That's what I mean. Install it."

Install it indeed.

 

[Gray0689]

She may be a damsel in distress looking a night in shinning workcloths lol

 

[Ermintrude]

She may be a damsel in distress looking a night in shinning workcloths lol

Might be a serial killer

 

[Resolute]

Might be Croppie!

 

[SimonG]

Bunny boiler

 

[Leo21]

What's your best price?

That is my best price.

Can you do a discount?

Sorry, no. Maybe have a ring around get a few prices, you might find someone cheaper.

Maybe we could come to some sort of agreement?

[stunned silence]



---- She spent the whole conversation very deliberately whispering and never spoke up even when I said I couldn't hear her.

Ill have that job then.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Bunny boiler

That's what he said.............Croppie.

 

[lame plumber]

Ill have that job then.

plumber found hanging by his nuts from the ceiling, next evening standard headline

 

[PlumbersMate]

WaterTight do you advertise in Broadmoor, you seem to be having the worst week?

 

[WaterTight]

I should have said to her, "What, with these feet?"

 

[Dotty]

I had a similar offer years ago when I was sitting in the pub.

He just wasn't my type!

 

[Ermintrude]

I had a similar offer years ago when I was sitting in the pub.

He just wasn't my type!

Said you wouldn't tell any one!

 

[buckley plumb]

worth going around to do a quote