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It's going to be a bad day. For a start I'm off to slough at 6am. Then to top it off I've got a safety inspection being done by an independent assessor. Spent the evening tidying the van, organising tools,labelling power tools, finding all my ppe. Hate things like this. I've been told to make no jokes and not to be seen having a smoke in the van!
 
you got your tools pat tested :D
 
It's not 82 miles from me!!!

I could be around to say a hello & provide protection in the ghetto
 
Let him find something small. After that he thinks he has done his job.then will miss everything else!
Slap on the wrist and your off.
 
Chalked said:
Let him find something small. After that he thinks he has done his job.then will miss everything else!
Slap on the wrist and your off.
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I'm more worried about the big stuff that I never normally do!
 
Stroll in with a chainsaw hanging from your tool belt, explaining that you only use it for notching joists and never when there are others present
I'm sure he'll/she'll appreciate it
 
jonnyswamp said:
Stroll in with a chainsaw hanging from your tool belt, explaining that you only use it for notching joists and never when there are others present
I'm sure he'll/she'll appreciate it
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I've taken the modified circular saw out the van too!
 
APPlumbing said:
SL1 somewhere. 82 bleeding miles away!
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Is that all? I filled the van yesterday evening, reset the clock as I always do, called out at 11pm to Londonderry, got back at half 3, asleep 4ish, up again at 6, back up to Londonderry, then on to Belfast and then home. Filled the van again this evening, reset the clock....... 350+ miles........
 
croppie said:
Is that all? I filled the van yesterday evening, reset the clock as I always do, called out at 11pm to Londonderry, got back at half 3, asleep 4ish, up again at 6, back up to Londonderry, then on to Belfast and then home. Filled the van again this evening, reset the clock....... 350+ miles........
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Yeah but you're commercial...
 
Just have a really strong curry, breath on him and fart a lot. Jd, he won't hang around long.
 
Chalked said:
Let him find something small. After that he thinks he has done his job.then will miss everything else!
Slap on the wrist and your off.
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The H&S guy has 'popped' in to see me 3 times in the last 5 weeks trying to catch me out. He knows where we all are because he has an app on his phone that links in to the tracker system.

What he don't know is, because I'm a supervisor, I have the app too. And I've worked out how to set an alarm so I know when someone is within 5 miles of me.

"Oh ho! Alfie's nearby! Commence operation flannel!"
 
croppie said:
Is that all? I filled the van yesterday evening, reset the clock as I always do, called out at 11pm to Londonderry, got back at half 3, asleep 4ish, up again at 6, back up to Londonderry, then on to Belfast and then home. Filled the van again this evening, reset the clock....... 350+ miles........
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pfft eh John,82 miles is like popping to the shops these junior mods and their joking miles,i ripped through £120 diesel last week,burning up the miles
 
gas man said:
pfft eh John,82 miles is like popping to the shops these junior mods and their joking miles,i ripped through £120 diesel last week,burning up the miles
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You're in Wales! It's 30 mile to the nearest shop for goodness sake!
 
gas man said:
pfft eh John,82 miles is like popping to the shops these junior mods and their joking miles,i ripped through £120 diesel last week,burning up the miles
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Junior mods these days. Not a patch on the mods of our day........
 
Early starts and long distances aren't for me, I got up at 8:30 this morning and drove 3 miles to my bathroom.
 
croppie said:
Hark at you! Criticising people for living in the sticks!

You live in Coventry.

You can't get any less civilised!
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Sorry John, I've just got back from the fridge with nice crisp hobgoblin.
 
Leo21 said:
Sorry John, I've just got back from the fridge with nice crisp hobgoblin.
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did a job today for a saudi arabian, gave me a bottle it was rasberry barbican written in arab. :(
wondered where they sold that ****, think i will frame it.lol
 
Leo21 said:
What are "opposable thumbs"?
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I rest my case.....

An opposable thumb is a thumb that can be placed opposite the fingers of the same hand.Opposable thumbs allow the digits to grasp and handle objects, and are characteristic of primates.

Seeing as you drag your knuckles behind you you're not too far up the evolutionary ladder, are you?
















Gybe me with a bottle of Hobgoblin will you..........
 
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Destroyer2813 said:
You still a job then or you bend over to keep it
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Only just got home. Blimey the roads are busy in the afternoons!

It went ok. I went ott with all the ppe and floor coverings etc. asked a few questions, checked all tools and the van. Basically just wasted an hour and a half and gave me a sleepless night.
 
croppie said:
Junior mods these days. Not a patch on the mods of our day........
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thank god........

did a few miles popping back n forward to her new stable build over 3 days and drove a total of 1 miles for each of 2 days going to cover the mechanic at the lifeboat station, don't know how I do it :)
 
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