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Hmmmmmm ....

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"Okay, mate. Where do you turn the water off?"

"It's over there ..."


































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THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A WELSH GIRL!!!


Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....
The first man married a Greek girl.
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai girl.
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from WALES .
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
The first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he urinates....
 
Those are the sort of jobs where I'll say to the cust 'you go switch the water off whilst I get on with it'
 
Just stick a new one in live :wacko:

Those are the sort of jobs where I'll say to the cust 'you go switch the water off whilst I get on with it'

I was joking about the outside tap. It's just two photos I've taken recently. I don't know where you are Mike, but it must be filthy where you are too, Simon. My wife (and a friend) keep their horses at this farm and the green "thing" was a part of a project. 52 weeks and this week's is iron and that's what I found.
 
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