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Just having a chuckle at that new Yorkshire guys thread and got me thinking about the different ways you can get yourself an instant ban.

• I'm from Yorkshire.

• It's clearly not rocket science.

• I'm an engineer.
 
croppie said:
Just having a chuckle at that new Yorkshire guys thread and got me thinking about the different ways you can get yourself an instant ban.

• I'm from Yorkshire.

• It's clearly not rocket science.

• I'm an engineer.
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You really are desperate to get to the 20k target lol
 
I've done a 6 week BNVQWT plumbing course and want to sit my ACS but I can't find anyone to give me a job...
 
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Need to replace a gas fire, which way round do you wrap the pipe with PTFE tape please?
 
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Don`t care what the law say`s "It`s my house"!!!!
 
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"A forum is suppose to help people" so what if I'm not gas safe registered
 
Or how do I fix this boiler but it's ok because I'm not touching the gas part
 
Ah we haven't had a GOOD banning for a while. Most of them just sulk and gob off when they don't hear what they want. I liked the ones that actually put in the work like pictures of there gas DIY and "designed" systems. They just don't try anymore
 
Riley said:
Ah we haven't had a GOOD banning for a while. Most of them just sulk and gob off when they don't hear what they want. I liked the ones that actually put in the work like pictures of there gas DIY and "designed" systems. They just don't try anymore
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That was back in the days when threads were only closed when there was a death threat!
 
APPlumbing said:
That was back in the days when threads were only closed when there was a death threat!
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I'd personally prefer that vibe. I'd instinctively prefer the total free reign of loons and abusers to the merest hint of authority and the imposition of order.

It's even worse when those in charge are reasonable and friendly. All the more odious.
 
WaterTight said:
I'd personally prefer that vibe. I'd instinctively prefer the total free reign of loons and abusers to the merest hint of authority and the imposition of order.

It's even worse when those in charge are reasonable and friendly. All the more odious.
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What exactly are you implying git face?
 
You're short.............
What do you know................
I'm from Combe Martin...................
 
Have to say I do occasionally type banned into the search box and reminisce and laugh :smile:
 
We should have a competition. Each of us set up an alternate identity and see who can last the longest... :D
 
Poor old cropster would have a melt down
 
There it is, right there, your next banning
 
WaterTight said:
I'd personally prefer that vibe. I'd instinctively prefer the total free reign of loons and abusers to the merest hint of authority and the imposition of order.

It's even worse when those in charge are reasonable and friendly. All the more odious.
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Whilst I understand the reason for tighter rules, I share your desire for a slightly more anarchic world.

FREE THE FAREHAM ONE!
 
Awesome!!!! Love it. You have now just told croppie though so you'll have to binscottish
 
Riley said:
Awesome!!!! Love it. You have now just told croppie though so you'll have to binscottish
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Maybe that was just to throw croppie off the scent. I might start a post with "top of da morning to ya, to be sure to be sure..."
 
It would seem that croppie has just banned 95% of the idiots out there. There just aren't any fun ones left
 
OK, then we have a "buzzword bingo" list. Goes up in the Arms weekly, and whoever gets most of the listed words into a single reply to a punter wins... The reply must make sense.
 
Masood said:
OK, then we have a "buzzword bingo" list. Goes up in the Arms weekly, and whoever gets most of the listed words into a single reply to a punter wins... The reply must make sense.
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Ray will win he's like bleeding Wordsworth when he gets going.
 
This is true. We could vote him in as judge that way prizes could be in the offing. Pens Ads, pens!!!!
 
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