The Yorkshire thread

[Darren Jackson]

8. azee giniter: Have you made love to that lady?

8. Azeegeniter - Has he given it to her.

 

[Darren Jackson]

Wi fooking fooked the fooking fookers!

We never say it like that Chuck. we pronounce the 'U' as you say it in Chuck. We would not say Chook. That's more Geordie twang mate.

 

[Welder]

Was it one of you Yorkshire kin that wrote in a thread about a
'Strap on Thermostat' for temperature of flow and return pipes to a cylinder.

It must have been....strap on's are all the go in Yorkshire!!!!

The rest of us call them - 'Clamp on Thermostats'

Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap

Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke ...

 

[townfanjon]

Jus gorin fer mi snap , pisin miself at theese repys

 

[Chuck]

That's more Geordie twang mate.

Good catch, you know your Northern!

The forum software wouldn't let me post the Yorkshire version so I compromised with how a Boro fan would say it.

 

[townfanjon]

Elpins !!! Lol

 

[Welder]

View attachment 38113 Elpins !!! Lol

Doos tha mean 'aired' lad? Bl00dy waarm

 

[Darren Jackson]

View attachment 38113 Elpins !!! Lol

Nah then, that theer John Brennan knows how t fettle a reight proper brew.

 

[Darren Jackson]

Tha fell ower corser edge wen tha skegged thiss'un.

Bloody wet mi kegs tha did

 

[Darren Jackson]

Am lovin this thread Town.

 

[Darren Jackson]

A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!

 

[oz-plumber]

Ahh! Typical Aussie. No idea of the difference 'tween a clamp & a strap

Purely as an example of the Queen's English I propose the following example: She clamped me between 'er fiis when 'er strap raan mi b011ocks broke .

Queens English - pmsl
Even I can understand Queen English and that ain't fooking it.

 

[townfanjon]

Am lovin this thread Town.

I must admit I am the same , keep your stuff coming .

 

[Welder]

A Yorkshire farmers see's a bloke drinking from his stream & shouts,
"Ey-up cock! tha dunt wanna be supping watta frm theer, it's full o hoss pis n cow sh1te".
The bloke says "I'm from London can you speak a bit slower please".
The farmer replies " If-you-use-two-hands-you won't spill any"!!!

Chuffin brilliant!

 

[Welder]

Bloke wakes up wi' a sore arse and goes t'chemist...

Man: "As tha' gorrany arse cream?"
Chemist: "aye wots tha' want - a 99 or a cornetto?"

 

[Welder]

Barnsley man goes to the vet:
Man: "Can yer stop me cat peein' all rahnd t'house?"
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Man: "Naa, it's int' basket!"

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

 

[Darren Jackson]

A Yorkshireman goes to a goldsmiths and asks, "Can tha mek us a gold statue o'me whippet?"
The goldsmith says he can, then asks: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
The man replies :"Nay lad, chewin' a bone'll do fine."

 

[Darren Jackson]

TFJ find something clean to post up from that great Yorkshire comedian Charlie Williams please...you know how I'm no good at this technology lol....regards Turnpin

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

This is 101% true

 

[oz-plumber]

There's a place in Australia called ' Yorky's Nob '

Just wondering where the name came from?

 

[townfanjon]

I am going over the border tomorrow night , I think I had better watch it posting stuff about Lancs lol

 

[Darren Jackson]

View attachment 38169
This is 101% true

How duz tha mean 'was the answer to'? tis still innit

 

[townfanjon]

 

[townfanjon]

 

[OffshoreGas]

 

[Darren Jackson]

Sorry mate but ShuanCorbs beat you to it in his #7 post.
Still proper funny though mate.

 

[Riley]

Ah you northerners

 

[townfanjon]

 

[OffshoreGas]

 

[townfanjon]

Quality , seen it loads of times but never get tired of watching it

 

[townfanjon]

Got to be my favourite

 

[Darren Jackson]