Whats the weirdest thing you have managed to put through your books?

[obseen16]

hi all just a bit of fun, what is the weirdest thing you have put through your books and gotten away with? or tried to get away with and failed at the accountants oppinion lol.

 

[unguided1]

Hi obseen 16
why do you want to know, do you secretly work for the tax man on the side of your normal day job
Regards
Mike
PS
as you can see from one of my other threads ive been thinking about putting my diving gear through the books not done it yet.

One thing I have put through my books is a set of four 35/12.50/15" Mud terrain Bf Goodrich tyres I bought them for my offroader, there is no way they will ever fit my transit, mainly because I have had to lift the suspension 4" and fit wheel spacers on my offroader to get them to fit.

 

[REDSAW]

purple dyson vac for the wifes birthday, er i mean for cleaning up brick dust.
you can put anything down if you use it in the course of buisness at least once.

 

[obseen16]

lol ma dad managed to put a 32" plasma screen tv through hos books once cos he used it at an exhibition stand once, lol.

 

[HTB]

Feed for horses and their stabling costs...leave the cowboy comments out boys,,,way too easy.

 

[buffy27]

a pair of very expensive chest waders [fly fishing/plumbing!!!!!]
gortex rain wear[shooting/fishing/plumbing]
tried to buy an asian wife through internet ,accountant said it wouldn t work!!!

 

[REDSAW]

should have put her down as a stop-cock

 

[stevetheplumber]

should have put her down as a stop-cock

shouldnt that read cock stop ?

 

[feltham]

my mate put a brand new kawazaki zx9 through his books i thought he was havin a laugh but he said its cheeper than running the van to go look at jobs and his accountant sugested he do it. madness

 

[dontknowitall]

Is is okay to put my Sky subscription and a month's mortgage through?

My business is run from (only!) home and what with all the rules and regulations presumably one needs to keep abreast of Today in Parliament (or whatever it's called).

 

[Dave]

Cup of coffee straight through the books pages....lol lol lol.....