Stuck in a hotel in Limerick last night

[Dotty]

With no wifi.....

God it was hell, I had to sit in the bar drinking Guinness and talking to barely dressed fit young ladies on a hen do who loved my accent.

There was an hour of twitching and cold sweats as I went cold turkey from UKPF!

 

[TomLane]

Last time I checked you don't need no wi-fi to take pictures????????

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

Last time I checked you don't need no wi-fi to take pictures????????

ha ha ha made my night !!

 

[Dotty]

Last time I checked you don't need no wi-fi to take pictures????????

I was too busy playing with myself under the table...........

 

[TomLane]

I was too busy playing with myself under the table...........

You need to sort your priorities out........

Selfish bugger!

 

[Rickster123]

I was too busy playing with myself under the table...........

Surprised you can find it without looking at it!

 

[Dotty]

So didja miss me?

didja?

huh????????

 

[TomLane]

To be honest, I can't say that I'd noticed.:willy_nilly:

 

[Leo21]

So didja miss me?

didja?

huh????????

More than words can say.

 

[EPH]

A thread like this with no pictures, is surely verging on a ban territory?

 

[lame plumber]

so you do miss the wife

 

[lame plumber]

With no wifi.....

God it was hell, I had to sit in the bar drinking Guinness and talking to barely dressed fit young ladies on a hen do who loved my accent.

There was an hour of twitching and cold sweats as I went cold turkey from UKPF!

ooh ooh ooh did you tell them you were a famous film actor, parts in a trilogy u know Lord of the rings where you played a hob.......

 

[PlumbBobBob]

gas hob or electric hob?

 

[lame plumber]

dirty old hob...

 

[Dotty]

Filthy old Hob.........

 

[lame plumber]

beat ya to it

 

[Dotty]

Surprised you can find it without looking at it!

Your missus has no trouble locating it.......

 

[Leo21]

Your missus has no trouble locating it.......

20/20 vision that girl.

 

[Dotty]

20/20 vision that girl.

And a deft touch with small objects.....

But then Adam gives her a challenge.....

 

[Rickster123]

And a deft touch with small objects.....

But then Adam gives her a challenge.....

thats coz its cold at the moment! I ain't missed you one little bit!!

 

[Dotty]

thats coz its cold at the moment! I ain't missed you one little bit!!

You did! I know you did!

I was suffering UKPF withdrawal symptoms until I found the lovelies in the bar. I wish I had taken me phone down with me to take photos but I thought if I went up to my room to get it the spell would be broken and they'd disappear into whatever ethereal wet dream they came from.

 

[Leo21]

You did! I know you did!

I was suffering UKPF withdrawal symptoms until I found the lovelies in the bar. I wish I had taken me phone down with me to take photos but I thought if I went up to my room to get it the spell would be broken and they'd disappear into whatever ethereal wet dream they came from.

You left your phone in the room, hmmmm! Why?

 

[TomLane]

You left your phone in the room, hmmmm! Why?

Because there was no signal maybe?!?!? :13:

 

[Dotty]

You left your phone in the room, hmmmm! Why?

No wifi. I'd rung the wife, Spoken to Steve and Mark. Went down to the bar and was about to start sulking.....

Couldn't even start sulking properly!

 

[Centralheatking]

So no phone ? and no pics 4 us ! Hmmm CHK Soon we are coming to your province
- and will seek you out CHk

With no wifi.....

God it was hell, I had to sit in the bar drinking Guinness and talking to barely dressed fit young ladies on a hen do who loved my accent.

There was an hour of twitching and cold sweats as I went cold turkey from UKPF!

 

[Dotty]

So no phone ? and no pics 4 us ! Hmmm CHK Soon we are coming to your province
- and will seek you out CHk

As long as you bring a bulging wallet to treat me to the :beer: to which I'm accustomed!

 

[Leo21]

As long as you bring a bulging wallet to treat me to the :beer: to which I'm accustomed!

Acustomed to oter people's wallets! Sounds about right.

 

[Dotty]

Acustomed to oter people's wallets! Sounds about right.

Sounds like jealousy cos I've cornered the market!