"I'm not retired!"

[WaterTight]

There's always a first time to get a new bonkers response from some n*bhead.

Quoted for a job, accepted, just texted him and said "How about this monday 10am?"

"I'm not retired!" He replied, before going on to explain, rather irately, it would therefore have to be after 5.30pm or a weekend.

Silly me. What was I thinking trying to arrange for a job to be during the day.

 

[wattsie1987]

The response.... No problem sir evenings are charged at 1.75x normal quotation and weekends at 2x do you have a preference?

 

[SimonG]

Foxtrot Oscar is the call.

'I wont be home till 5.30 or Saturday or Sunday.'

'Funny enough me too.'

Another add for the terms and conditions. Price only valid for works completed Mon to Fri 8.00 am to 5.00 pm.

 

[Masood]

Funny how as soon as you mention that it's 1.5x or double time they find themselves available during the day...

 

[plumben]

I'd of said neither am I so 10am Monday or we can arrange that time another day if you like

 

[Roger Welton]

'No problem I'll see you at 0600 on sunday'