Call off the search party..

[Rickster123]

I'm here!

just had a week in Portugal. All inclusive unlimited food and booze. Had a great time with the kids who made me very proud with their behaviour and manors. Some of the kids out there needed a slap!
my only complaints for the week were the shockingly bad bacon in the morning, the tea that tasted like gnats pee, the annoying bloke from Birmingham who never shut the fffff up!

so what have I missed? Who's been banned? Has Shaun hit the 25,000 post mark? Is Leo still bald?

 

[Atouchofgas]

Nothing much but we've saved a small fortune in little cocktail umbrellas

 

[SimonG]

What the hell you drinking tea for on an all inclusive?

 

[Rickster123]

What the hell you drinking tea for on an all inclusive?

An Englishman needs a decent brew to start the day. I've got 3 kids Simon. I'm eating breakfast when they open the doors at 7am I'm not one of the lucky ones rushing in at 10am!!

 

[hammers4spanner]

What part of Portugal?
You missed the return of Mr Wilson.

 

[SimonG]

I'm one of the 9.55 breakfasters

 

[turnpin]

Glad you had a nice time Adam....shame you forgot to leave your wallet behind the Arm's ramp seeing as you had all inclusive....lol welcome home......regards Turnpin:17:

 

[Riley]

I've missed your sparkling sardonic tone

 

[rpm]

Sorry, tell me again Who are you?

 

[Rickster123]

What part of Portugal?
You missed the return of Mr Wilson.

I was in algarve mate. Love it there.

 

[hammers4spanner]

I was in algarve mate. Love it there.

We went down by Faro last year small town 30 minute drive was well relaxed and nice.

Then the burd opened her mouth and ruined it

 

[julesverne]

glad to hear you had a good time. welcome back.

 

[jonnyswamp]

Nothing's changed mate, I went to Weymouth fishing for the weekend and blanked
Usual sort of thing lately for me......

 

[Rickster123]

We went down by Faro last year small town 30 minute drive was well relaxed and nice.

Then the burd opened her mouth and ruined it

Strangely enough me and Kate had a domestic on Tuesday. Rest of the week was very peaceful!!

 

[Rickster123]

Nothing's changed mate, I went to Weymouth fishing for the weekend and blanked
Usual sort of thing lately for me......

I'd blame the skipper!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

im still here and havent been banned yet any holidy snaps?

 

[Dotty]

Ah cock! Who was meant to have changed the locks while he was gone?

 

[townfanjon]

Hey Adam , you have missed it all pal ....... Huddersfield Town are TOP OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP , get in !!!!!

 

[1Steven]

How much did it cost! Keith vaz wants a week away, all you can eat would be good for him. Probably got the munchies. Welcome back

 

[rpm]

Ah cock! Who was meant to have changed the locks while he was gone?

Well seeing as your commercial ................... lol

 

[Leo21]

I'm here!

just had a week in Portugal. All inclusive unlimited food and booze. Had a great time with the kids who made me very proud with their behaviour and manors. Some of the kids out there needed a slap!
my only complaints for the week were the shockingly bad bacon in the morning, the tea that tasted like gnats pee, the annoying bloke from Birmingham who never shut the fffff up!

so what have I missed? Who's been banned? Has Shaun hit the 25,000 post mark? Is Leo still bald?

Yes I'm still bold. Can you still see your feet? How's the elastic waist band?