Things that annoy you (plumbing and heating related)

[mikeyc]

Inspired by the 'customers' thread.

People that say "PCB board" Arrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

Fat lazy slobs who move nothing, put the washing machine on just before you turn up, moan that the free boiler upgrade is taking two days, make no tea all day, shout and scream at their kids because they're too lazy to get up and entertain them...

I've had a shocking day. J.D and coke time.

 

[mikeyc]

Enjoy mate, tomorrow's a new day

 

[Rickster123]

Enjoy mate, tomorrow's a new day

At the same house unfortunately. Scumbags mate.

 

[gasmanrob]

Fat lazy slobs who move nothing, put the washing machine on just before you turn up, moan that the free boiler upgrade is taking two days, make no tea all day, shout and scream at their kids because they're too lazy to get up and entertain them...

I've had a shocking day. J.D and coke time.

Jd it must have been bad if you've bushed past the Malibu and b52

 

[Rickster123]

Jd it must have been bad if you've bushed past the Malibu and b52

I'm having ice and slice tho...

 

[mikeyc]

Don't have too many or tomorrow might be even more of a nightmare

 

[gasmanrob]

I'm having ice and slice tho...

Umbrella and a sparkler? Maybe a plastic sword with a cherry on it?

 

[townfanjon]

I'm having ice and slice tho...

Hey adam, I just got back off my first all inclusive hol on sunday, worked my way up and down the cocktail list several times lol, fave was a blue lagoon lol, bet you are impressed eh

 

[Rickster123]

Umbrella and a sparkler? Maybe a plastic sword with a cherry on it?

Not on a Thursday mate. I'm not that rock and roll.

 

[leakeee]

CML's

 

[macackau]

Getting a call to go take a look at a problem with a toilet, getting there and then seeing and smelling it has never been cleaned! I've refused to work on some before.

 

[GQuigley67]

thinking your on to an early finish when doing an install then you end up having to run away to merchants or run into unforeseen problems and end up finishing at 8pm.

 

[bright spark]

Pump supplier gives you a 3 phase terminal box and a single phase head. Then says it not his fault.

 

[bright spark]

Another is it hasn't worked since you were here.
Even though that was 6 months ago

 

[lame plumber]

customers calling on a bank holiday weekend, who expect normal working hour rates. Seems they can come here to their 2nd homes on holiday and relax, but the local trades need to be on five mins notice for £45 and hour, inc parts (pcb). They soon learn, after I'll get back to you, then 2 hours later, What were your rates again as I cant get anyone else to answer the phone. Oh dear, theres been an inflationary rise since you last called

 

[Matt06]

Boiler Change

Tenant Asking how much longer do you think your gonna be
Me: tell them pretty much all day
You said the other day it would only be an hour job


Some of these people want to see how much they can do in an hour

They all sit on their computers

I arrived sunday at about 9 and then they decide to have breakfast (Oven Pretty much opposite the boiler )

 

[newcastle phill]

I like to fit boilers with my bum hanging out like bieber.

It annoys me when they say put it away lardy

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I like to fit boilers with my bum hanging out like bieber.

It annoys me when they say put it away lardy

just show them this and would they say the same

 

[KingDoey]

Asking if any other Gas appliances in the property and they reply yeah "6 gas fires"

Your heart sinks then you realise they are talking about radiators...Doh