i'm too pretty to work

[johnnyplumb]

i thought i'd heard it all with peoples excuses for not being able to work, what about this for an excuse, lol


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[markfxy]

I have the same problem even the most attractive women cant help throwing themselves at me i'm now afraid to go into a customers house unless armed with a toolbag full of extra large condoms:bigcry:

 

[Plumb08]

how do you know the customer will be an extra large

Sorry couldnt help it!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

is she serious? she looks like mortisha from the Addams family,shes also a magician she has the ability to disappear up her own rse

 

[Keefy]

She just looks like your average 47 year old who looks after herself to me.

 

[villa_tom]

She's not even fit, the lazy bint.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

She just looks like your average 47 year old who looks after herself to me.

you would slip her one then LOL

 

[on31ll]

She was on this morning the other day !

 

[on31ll]

Or so i was told ! Thought she was minging ! And as soon as she opened her mouth i just wanted to bury her next to the scum that killed that soldier today !

 

[tamz]

Done worse but she just loves herself that one. A 10 pinter to listen to the accent.

 

[lame plumber]

tamz aint proud, and he isnt selfish, gave himself to anyone years ago

 

[Keefy]

you would slip her one then LOL

Nah, she's an attention *****.

 

[Leo21]

Two words ........ Daft bint.......

 

[R1CKY]

I'd hit that like a ginger stepchild! Still a daft bint though.

 

[Mrs Tara Plumbi]

Obviously her problems are in her head!
I bet if there were interviews with her x-work colleagues they'd be hilarious.