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lame plumber
One of our trainers on the boat got an emergency call out to wales for a problem at a station. So being a good lad, into his pickup he flew and roared off down the motorway to the tiny lanes of wales to get to the station. Now this lad had been on the **** and eaten something interesting the night before, so half way down the motorway his belly started to gurgle. Now because it was an emergency, he decided to persevere and hammered onwards to the welsh coast. 1/2 an hour later just after he had passed the services things began to move, so desperate, he decided the next turn off was required where he could find a little welsh lane, field with a gate and relief from his torment. So at the next exit off he went, looking for relief. Eventually he spotted a gateway and pulled up, and prepared to hop out and over the gate into the field full of sheep to relieve his agony.
Now, in telling us this story, this lad has to be described, so he is late 40s, 6 foot plus and probably 18 stone plus, no spring chicken but he does like his beer.... a lot.
So there he was looking forward to the end of a bad 40 minutes and as he opened the door, in his own words " a torrent gushed forward or rearwards as it happened, and the only good thing was his legs were outside his pickup as it all happened, allowing the egress of last nights kebab.
So being a panicking beggar, as we all would be in this situation he hopped over the gate into the field leaving a scent trail behind him as he went
. To his amazement, in the corner of the field was a pond, so off he trotted having kicked off his shoes, socks and repugnant trousers to have a quick sluice down. 5 minutes later having immersed himself and got off most of the mess, he emerged from the pond wearing only his wet T shirt as he had ceremonially tossed his kacks away having washed down.
Now, he did mention a field full of sheep earlier on, and the said woolly beasts had been somewhat interested in his antics and gathered round his outdoor bath to watch. So as he emerged naked from the waist down, they were all around him. At this point he heard the sound of a large vehicle, he hadnt worried about passing cars as the hedge was really thick, but as he looked up along drove a big green tractor and the farmer inside just looked over the hedge, at the sheep and at a large semi naked man in amongst them. The farmer didnt bat an eye lid and just drove on. Says it all about the Welsh farmers!!!!!!!
So our boy had to carry on to the coast in his yellow waterproofs, stopping to buy some new clothes on the way. Only to find when he arrived, the emergency was some what over dramatized and he wasnt needed.
it may not have come across as good as he described, but you get the gist of it. What had us all wetting ourselves was the apparent normality of blokes with no clothes running around the sheep in wales. All true, happened on thursday this week
Now, in telling us this story, this lad has to be described, so he is late 40s, 6 foot plus and probably 18 stone plus, no spring chicken but he does like his beer.... a lot.
So there he was looking forward to the end of a bad 40 minutes and as he opened the door, in his own words " a torrent gushed forward or rearwards as it happened, and the only good thing was his legs were outside his pickup as it all happened, allowing the egress of last nights kebab.
So being a panicking beggar, as we all would be in this situation he hopped over the gate into the field leaving a scent trail behind him as he went
. To his amazement, in the corner of the field was a pond, so off he trotted having kicked off his shoes, socks and repugnant trousers to have a quick sluice down. 5 minutes later having immersed himself and got off most of the mess, he emerged from the pond wearing only his wet T shirt as he had ceremonially tossed his kacks away having washed down.Now, he did mention a field full of sheep earlier on, and the said woolly beasts had been somewhat interested in his antics and gathered round his outdoor bath to watch. So as he emerged naked from the waist down, they were all around him. At this point he heard the sound of a large vehicle, he hadnt worried about passing cars as the hedge was really thick, but as he looked up along drove a big green tractor and the farmer inside just looked over the hedge, at the sheep and at a large semi naked man in amongst them. The farmer didnt bat an eye lid and just drove on. Says it all about the Welsh farmers!!!!!!!
So our boy had to carry on to the coast in his yellow waterproofs, stopping to buy some new clothes on the way. Only to find when he arrived, the emergency was some what over dramatized and he wasnt needed.
it may not have come across as good as he described, but you get the gist of it. What had us all wetting ourselves was the apparent normality of blokes with no clothes running around the sheep in wales. All true, happened on thursday this week
