unless he is away on other business the his deputy or the next senior in line.
Press release:
Downing street press office confirms that the Prime Minister is suffering from a slight cold, and will not be able to answer PMQs today. The treasury confirms that the Chancellor will be at a meeting of EU finance ministers, and the foreign office explained that the Foreign Sec will continue his tour of Caribbean beaches.
The Home office apologised on behalf of the Home secretary, who will be addressing a different load of criminals during her visit to HMP Wormwood Scrubs.
The Health Secretary is in hospital, and the Education secretary has been held in after class.
The transport secretary is stuck in traffic, and the environment secretary only rides a bike and can't get there in time.
The Minister of Defence defended his decision to stay way, and the Scottish Secretary and Welsh Secretary are in Edinburgh and Cardiff respectively.
The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster has a note from his mum asking for him to be excused rough sports.
So No 10 confirm that PMQs will be answered by the Downing street cat, who will probably make more sense than the rest of them put together.
Jeremy Corbyn will be at a protest rally against the closure of some pit which shut down during the Boer war.