Threw a slipper at the wife this morning.

[wetdrip]

8.30am and I almost choked to death, no kidding, on a mint humbug.
Wife was downstairs pi55ing herself, as she thought I was clowning around...jeez.
Just about recovered now.
Slipper missed.

 

[Leo21]

You need to practise your aim fella.

 

[gasmanrob]

When I was younger a friends dad could curl a slipper round the door frame and catch you at head height without leaving the arm chair!

 

[townfanjon]

Mint humbugs for breakfast eh lol

 

[Dotty]

To be honest I'm on your wife's side.

How many fibs did you tell her about the King Tut book case you bought on Ebay?

 

[bright spark]

I'd say yer missus will b buying ye a pack of jumbo humbugs tomorrow

 

[townfanjon]

How many fibs did you tell her about the King Tut book case you bought on Ebay?

i still pmsl over that, absolute quality story, but as we know ............... it was true lol lol

 

[wetdrip]

To be honest I'm on your wife's side.

How many fibs did you tell her about the King Tut book case you bought on Ebay?

It's in the lounge and I'm still fibbing

 

[Dotty]

It's in the lounge and I'm still fibbing

This I have to hear....

 

[Toxic Ted]

I have to admit i made a drunken purchase from the inn where i am sat right now as i type this............four weeks ago i managed to talk my way into buying a pair of bulls horns........i really don't know why but i was propper trollied and the deal was done and now i am the owner of a 5ft pair of bulls horns........and the wife doesn't know!!!!!

 

[wetdrip]

I have to admit i made a drunken purchase from the inn where i am sat right now as i type this............four weeks ago i managed to talk my way into buying a pair of bulls horns........i really don't know why but i was propper trollied and the deal was done and now i am the owner of a 5ft pair of bulls horns........and the wife doesn't know!!!!!

Man, you and I should form a club.

 

[kay-jay]

I have to admit i made a drunken purchase from the inn where i am sat right now as i type this............four weeks ago i managed to talk my way into buying a pair of bulls horns........i really don't know why but i was propper trollied and the deal was done and now i am the owner of a 5ft pair of bulls horns........and the wife doesn't know!!!!!

put em on front of your van! :smile5:

it will make quite the statement.....

 

[kris]

Wot kind of slipper was it, was it a moccasin come quiets,

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[wetdrip]

I have to admit i made a drunken purchase from the inn where i am sat right now as i type this............four weeks ago i managed to talk my way into buying a pair of bulls horns........i really don't know why but i was propper trollied and the deal was done and now i am the owner of a 5ft pair of bulls horns........and the wife doesn't know!!!!!

Yep, put them on your van.
Change your name to: Rhino Plumbing and heating, cos yer thick-skinned and charge a lot.