funniest things i found

[billybob150811]

whats the funniest things youve found when plumbing i renewed a ball valve in a flat and the mst was full of big carp complete with stringy poo and i found a stash of cash in a cistern unfortunatly the women of the house was standing right next to me she was as surprised as me

 

[quality]

I found a wad of cash the bloke had hide from is missus while taking out a cylinder. He even tipped me when he got it back with out his wife knowing

 

[tamz]

didnt someone on here find there wife ? i recall reading awhile ago

Down the back of a cylinder?

 

[Barry98]

Down the back of a cylinder?

each to there own i say

 

[billybob150811]

i had a key from a custard and i popped in to try and get the pump moving i vented the bedroom rad and found her girlfriend in bed she hadnt mentioned batting for the other side so it was a bit of a superise

 

[moogwai]

I went to an emergency call out to a somalians flat one day and found a wallet with 40 quid in belonging to a mark smith in a toilet cistern.......needless to say I took it straight to the police station which was next to the pub!! Cheers!
Weirdest and slightly disturbing was an old guy who had ****o mags for wall paper......every where I looked there was a nicely trimmed bush and pair of boobs! Smelt a bit in there too! I left feeling a bit sick after I'd finished changing a ball valve.

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[mickie]

woman asleep in bed and 1 without clothes on or covers, while doing a cp12

 

[turnpin]

Done a job in Highbury not far from the old Arsenal ground and whilst having the boards up in a large old 4 story house came across a 1902 News Of The World still have here somewhere also in the floor space under the front room lots of old gin bottles just moved them out of the way ..years later saw similar on antiques roadshow some over £100 each:sad_smile: regards turnpin

 

[bill577]

went to price a job up for the owner of a flat, the flat was let to a very good looking young woman (seen the pictures of her in the kitchen) as we walked into the bedroom there was a ***** wrapped in used tissues complete with pubic hair, she must have forgot we were coming to look at the heating.

 

[jumpin']

A walk in wardrobe full of trannys clothing conplete with size 12 stilletoes, while changing a rad. A few girls toys behind bath panels too, not the same house mind.

 

[arran197]

I was looking for a water leak under a bath once and I stood up and had a sanitary towel stuck to my jumper. I was having a look at a flue in a loft once and there was a durex play ring thing and a tub of body rub lubricant stuff. Was a bit weird being in the loft.

 

[quality]

I was looking for a water leak under a bath once and I stood up and had a sanitary towel stuck to my jumper. I was having a look at a flue in a loft once and there was a durex play ring thing and a tub of body rub lubricant stuff. Was a bit weird being in the loft.

Thats where I hide my stuff in the loft
not

 

[Dannypipe]

Went to a job today. An amazing huge country house, been in the family for 100 years. Their top floor is boarded out and was full of the most amazing load of junk (as they put it) I've ever seen.

There was a pair of buffalo horns at least 6ft across, a stuffed wolf head, a pair of antique snow shoes, a stuffed bird of prey, countless weird artifacts. We had to shift it all to one side to get the floor boards up.

The lady of the house reckons its all her grandfathers, and says it can all go in the skip when the house gets its renovation done. If I get the job I'm going to strap the buffalo horns to the front of the van.....maybe not!! I'll snap a pic next time I'm there.

 

[Resolute]

Went to a job today. An amazing huge country house, been in the family for 100 years. Their top floor is boarded out and was full of the most amazing load of junk (as they put it) I've ever seen.

There was a pair of buffalo horns at least 6ft across, a stuffed wolf head, a pair of antique snow shoes, a stuffed bird of prey, countless weird artifacts. We had to shift it all to one side to get the floor boards up.

The lady of the house reckons its all her grandfathers, and says it can all go in the skip when the house gets its renovation done. If I get the job I'm going to strap the buffalo horns to the front of the van.....maybe not!! I'll snap a pic next time I'm there.

Some of that maybe worth a fortune and the rare stuffed animals may even require permits etc. Would be a shame to skip it.

 

[NickH]

I went to a rented flat to fix the hot water cylinder, the agent had given me the key and "didn't think" anyone would be home so I let myself in and did the usual "hello, anyone at home" thing, nothing. So I started to look around for the airing cupboard, walked into one bedroom looking for a cupboard door, turned to walk out and bingo the guy is full on boning his missus on top of the covers, sideways on and she was a well stacked young lady. I cant believe I didn't notice as I walked into the room.
Respect to the fella though he didn't break his rhythm for a second, I had to lol around the place for a little while until he appeared and I could get to the airing cupboard.

 

[dontknowitall]

I went to a huge house with loads of old stuff in it - while being shown around I was told about a red box (as per the budget boxes). The one they found was No.10 Downing Street (and not No.11). Unfortunately it had already been taken to an auction house.