"Alive Water" ... Discuss...

[RoyalCrabs]

A customer was ranting on about this... thing...
I can spot bullsh*t a mile away, I stopped believing in Father Christmas like, last year.

https://www.alivewater.com/

^ wow.

 

[snowhead]

$798 for 108grams of twisted copper, must be April 1st today..

 

[PlumbBobBob]

how much?!!! that's that's pandering to the gullibility of the colonials across the pond.

 

[gasmanrob]

£3 on a flexi and twist it job done

 

[RoyalCrabs]

Its hard to comprehend. You dont even need to be a plumber, let alone a physicist / chemist to understand the basic properties of 'how it wurks' ... ?!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Put me down for 2.................

 

[kay-jay]

Essentially it is simply a bumpy pipe, how can it not be a miracle?

 

[snowhead]

Essentially it is simply a bumpy pipe, how can it not be a miracle?

The miracle is finding someone to fall for the idea.

Anyone want any flux brushes, made from hand reared Ostrich feathers, £2000 for 2 ?

 

[Roger Welton]

Ray to become UK distributor?

I'm sure you can make 'Alive Water' by chucking a dead pigeon in a loft tank

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm getting one flown in. Made of for milk. Basically a 28mm tube with two curlywhirlys crammed in..... Drink tea through it and your instantly happy!

 

[stevetheplumber]

ask them if they want any snake oil dispenser i can get them for under a grand

 

[REDSAW]

this one comes to mind!!!!

Conman James McCormick sold golf ball finders as bomb detectors in 'diabolical' £60m scam which put lives at risk - Mirror Online

 

[snowhead]

this one comes to mind!!!!

Conman James McCormick sold golf ball finders as bomb detectors in 'diabolical' £60m scam which put lives at risk - Mirror Online

I remember that one, a very similar plot to the Emporers new suit.

 

[RoyalCrabs]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

JUST WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPLOSION???

 

[WHPES]

Surprised Dyson didnt get there first, its the sort of thing they come up with.