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Humour (Commonwealth English) or humor (American English) is the tendency of experiences to provoke laughter and provide amusement. The term derives from the humoral medicine of the ancient Greeks, which taught that the balance of fluids in the human body, known as humours (Latin: humor, "body fluid"), controlled human health and emotion.
People of all ages and cultures respond to humour. Most people are able to experience humour—be amused, smile or laugh at something funny (such as a pun or joke)—and thus are considered to have a sense of humour. The hypothetical person lacking a sense of humour would likely find the behaviour inducing it to be inexplicable, strange, or even irrational. Though ultimately decided by personal taste, the extent to which a person finds something humorous depends on a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence and context. For example, young children may favour slapstick such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or the Tom and Jerry cartoons, whose physical nature makes it accessible to them. By contrast, more sophisticated forms of humour such as satire require an understanding of its social meaning and context, and thus tend to appeal to a more mature audience.

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  1. quality

    I thought it was funny

    been to a job today customer say they cannot get hot water from the shower it was an aquailisia mixer - 1/2 hour new thermostic element sorted , she said I HAVE TRIED IT IN ALL DIFFERENT POSITIONS We were walking up the stairs at the time I nearly fell down :)
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    Beat this......

    I got called out the other evening at 8.40pm the elderly lady had broken the white cap off of the top of the radiator. I asked whether it was leaking and she didn't know.:confused: I asked her to check and she was in a panic, so, I jumped in my trusted van and rushed round leaving my glass of...
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    Gas Rate 28i Jnr

    Situation:- Service to Worcester Greenstar 28i Junior. All good as far as CO2% (9.8 Max 9.2 Min), condense trap cleaned, flue and terminal good ect, ect. Then when i do the gas rate to start with i only got 20.95kw (nett), i need 28.57kw. OK, i check standing pressure at meter (23.5mbar) then...
  4. O

    secret santa ideas for a biulder?

    Hi all, as the title says, every year we all do a secret santa thing, so far to my knowledge the biulder has had: A Rubber brick. a chocolate toolbox with chocolate tools wine (boring) What the hell can i get a builder? its got to be a mickey take of his job. Was thinking of getting him...
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    Funny jobs

    My best one so far: Customer calls to say she has just had a washing machine installed (by a handyman) but all her whites are coming out grey. Been onto the washing machine manufacturer who says is won't be the washing machine. Anyway, I get onto site and find the handyman has used one of...
  6. W

    Customers shadow

    Why is it that certain customers feel the need to watch you working it is really off putting:(
  7. O

    is it just me or does everyone feel bad doing this?

    as the title says, go out to a boiler breakdown, replace the parts, get the boiler up n running in time for xmas, the customer is oh so happy, then you have to give them the bill which usually makes the smile on their faces vanish quicker than a jippo with your copper stash, then try explaining...
  8. P

    Gas portfolio ££££

    hi everyone, just wondering if someone could help me out on this issue? i need someone to sign my porfolio but im having problems with that eg no one seems interested to take me on. recently found this fella who is charging me quite a sum to help me complete my portfolio..:confused::eek: could...
  9. R

    old heating

    went to a call out yesterday. customer had a lock-valve leaking. one of those with the grey saucer shaped plastic caps with the screw inside from the 1970's?, from rad in bedroom in a fair sized house with 16 rads. conventional open-vent system with a gloworm boiler installed 5 years prior. the...
  10. S

    Banned Mastercard advert

    Had this posted on Facebook by one of my friends and I just had to share it. :D YouTube - banned Mastercard commercial "funny as hell!"
  11. B

    Hi Lads

    New to the forum, hopefully i can be of help to someone or vice versa. Oh and has anyone got that JCB phone? I need a new phone that I won't kneel on a smash the screen and want to know what its like, Thanks, BL
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    Riddor

    well today i done my first riddor. there has been many occasions thinking back that i should of done it, but managed to excuse the previous engineer's mistake for one reason or another. today i went to a house reporting funny smells of gas, only to find two builders had just built an extension...
  13. B

    Times of Change

    I suppose in the Plumbing industry since the war, we can roughly say there have been a certain number of times of change. One of the first was the "Clean Air Act" of the fifties, which made many people turn toward gas as an alternative to coal. They mostly went over to gas fires with an...
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    access2trade careers

    hi guys i bet you have heard all this before ? But im just about to sign up for this plumbing course which is want i want to do BUT i cant get any kind of feed back about this course in particular . There is loads of bad one's about train 2 trade and all the fast track type's ?But this...
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    viessmann

    After a trip to germany, i discovered how popular viessmann boilers are over there. They are very reasonable priced alot easier to install than worcesters. If you do the free course, they have 5 years parts and labour guarentee, and 10 years on heat exchanger. Iv only been on my own for 6...
  16. S

    1st disappointed customer

    A week ago, I fitted a new syphon, new inlet valve, new isolator, new handle and also a new close couple bracket (had to hacksaw through the bolts). Turned into a nightmare of a job and the customer was at work all day. I was left with his 86 year old Dad.(who turned up late so didn't start...
  17. J

    Plumbing Van Signwriting

    Looking at getting my blank white vivaro van signwritten, think it would definitely pay for itself in a couple months. Probably want something that will look good and stand out (in a good way). What kind of thing have people got written on there vans? The guy told me if i write down what i...
  18. J

    Help for a beginner please

    Hi, i am a couple of weeks into a college course and have a question i would be grateful for some help with. Can anyone tell me "What problems might the changing density of water in relation to temperature cause plumbers"? Many thanks in advance.
  19. S

    service engineeer??? whats the correct name for what i want to specialise in?

    hi all, im new on this forum. Im currently studying for me technical level 3 in plumbing, and our project is to design all the plumbing and heating from the mains for a brand new house. i have decided this is what i want to specialise in or this is the field i want to go into, when i asked...
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