Should be in the top tips but I can't put it!

[Dannypipe]

Tip: Never assume your customer is out at work and proceed to slag them and they're crap taste in sanitary ware off at full volume to your work mates.

The may come up the stairs red faced and awkward to offer you a cup of coffee.

(Yes I drank it, if he spat in it, I probably deserved it!!) LOL

 

[plumber0808]

Cringe

 

[mikegas]

Oh dear :38:

 

[Toxic Ted]

No tip from them then......

 

[Dannypipe]

Yeah, I'll get a tip.

As in here's a tip "keep your mouth shut Danny".

Ha. Yes, it was very cringy.

I was in full flow too. Pouring venom, what an idiot!!

 

[Destroyer2813]

Could make for a interesting rest of the job Danny, could be worse least you all weren't looking at her knickers

 

[WaterTight]

he didn't say he wasn't.

 

[Rickster123]

Because he was wearing them at the time!

 

[Leo21]

Could've been worse, you could of had a curry the night before and been farting your ring out. Now that's embarrassing, especially the moist sounding ones.

 

[Dannypipe]

LOL, yeah, I was wearing them on my head at the time. Think I got away with it.

The job is almost complete.

It's been a pain from start to finish.

It's a loft conversion, and I've only been down for the plumbing. With projects like this, I like to undertake everything.

So I've had to liaise with other tradesmen, carpenters, tilers, electricians, plasterers.

Then all of the sanitaryware was totally unusual. An oversized jacuzzi bath, which we had to completely dismantle to get in the room. Getting asked to move WC's 2" to the left after everything was boarded and first fixed, bespoke marble topped vanity unit, which I knew nothing about until today when I realised we couldn't fit the twin (thought it was a single in the quote) basins. It goes on.

I'm finished tomorrow. I'll snap a photo.

Infact I finish two bathrooms tomorrow. The other one, we did everything start to finish with the exception of the painted glass. I'll get some piccies up.

 

[Rickster123]

You love it really Danny. Just remember you could be in an office watching the clock from 8 till 5.

 

[Dannypipe]

I do love it really!! You're right mate.

I do a bit of commercial plumbing in offices (water heaters, tea points, and the like).

The poor sods who work in these offices. Glued to their screen all day, and I mean all day. They even eat their lunch infront of the screen.

So of the office totty in those places makes it tempting though.

Once place we did were specialists for foreign professionals, or students can't remember. Helping get them set up over here. The office was unbelievable.

Full of a variety of seriously hot European women. French, Spainish, Italian, Bulgarian, Polish. The girl on the front desk...jeeeesus!

I liked that job, mucho.

 

[Dannypipe]

*some of , not so of!

 

[Kyle87]

Here's a tip I can only say on here.

Don't install a bog for a customer and go home without first taking a crap in it. You feel a sense of a missed opportunity.

A crap in a new bog is like stepping on in-stepped on snow......priceless!!

 

[Kyle87]

*un-stepped*

 

[Whn1]

I usually crap in thier kettle... That's for the customer I DO like.

 

[Dannypipe]

I usually crap in thier kettle... That's for the customer I DO like.

Remind me never to upset you.