Best chat up lines.

[Resolute]

Following on from another thread, what's the best/funniest/worst chat up lines you've used or heard?

I'll start you off:
You've got lovely legs, what time do they open?

 

[Irish]

the word of the day is legs , so lets go back to yours and spread the word

 

[lame plumber]

how much do you charge?

 

[Dotty]

Your father's a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes........

 

[Ermintrude]

Any danger of Coffie in the morning?

 

[lame plumber]

Coffie? is that some sado masochistic thing?

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

How do you like your eggs in the morning......I like mine with a kiss!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Are you hungry? You can have my meat and 2 veg...

 

[Resolute]

That's a tight pair of trousers, how'd you get into them?

 

[sheff paul]

I can say anything,their normally bound and gagged by this stage....

 

[Ray Stafford]

I don't think I can beat one posted a year or so ago by someone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
so get in the van

 

[Ermintrude]

I don't think I can beat one posted a year or so ago by someone

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
so get in the van

Was it posted to you ray on a restraining order from Julie mcleans (national pr for bumbcenter ) solicitor as the reason for the restraining order?

 

[Masood]

Him: Fancy going back to mine for a pizza and a f*ck?
Her: No.
Him: Don't you like pizza?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Was it posted to you ray on a restraining order from Julie mcleans (national pr for bumbcenter ) solicitor as the reason for the restraining order?

They have PR? PR? PR?

Ho ho ho. Not very good, is it?

 

[SimonG]

That's a lovely dress you're wearing. It would look better on my bedroom floor