Your Very First Whatever You Like

[Keefy]

As the title says really, tell us about your first ever whatever...

My very first album was Michael Jackon's BAD - on cassette tape.

 

[Kyle87]

Is bursting your revells everywhere what they call it these days!!

 

[Keefy]

First VHS video I ever saw was Children Of The Corn, think I must have been about 10 years old.

 

[Kyle87]

I once burst my revels into a girls mouth without telling at a house party and she tried to spit my revels into my tropical fish tank. My guppys wouldn't like that so I told her to get lost. She had to run to the bathroom

 

[Kyle87]

First VHS video I ever saw was Children Of The Corn, think I must have been about 10 years old.

That issac kid is scary as croppie

 

[plumber0808]

My first car was a red ford escort F reg. I couldn't drive, it sat on the road and was then scrapped.

My first self employed job was a £8k job fitting a break tank, unvented cylinder amongst other work in a farm, it was a nice earner to start on and set me on my way.

 

[Keefy]

First day at college I was accidently directed to a classroom full of people doing their Level 3 plumbing and sat there all day thinking WTF do all those numbers and formulas mean on the board?

 

[Kyle87]

First time I fired a rifle. Age 8. Shot clay pigeons layed on the hedge. Supervised of course.

 

[Keefy]

First time I played Crazy Golf I got 3 holes-in-ones.

 

[Kyle87]

This is going to turn into a "my dads bigger than your dad thread"


First time I drank vodka and redbull.
Wrapped around the toilet bowl in the night club. Absolutely ruined!!
Some lad stuck his head over the toilet door saying hey buddy do you want a drink of water. Open the door buddy.

I'm shouting at him to F off. Who the F does that. I'm trying to puke my guts up leave me alone.

I'm telling this story to two of my bosses in the hotel where I worked the next day. Turns out one of them was the Good Samaritan offering me water lol

 

[Keefy]

First driving lesson I gave the missus she wrote my car off into a bridge wall and ran away leaving me trapped in the smoking wreckage.

 

[Kyle87]

Ha ha ha ha!!

 

[Barry98]

First driving lesson I gave the missus she wrote my car off into a bridge wall and ran away leaving me trapped in the smoking wreckage.

Ayone else would of taken that as a sign

 

[Keefy]

Ha ha ha ha!!

That's what we say about it now lol. Not a mark on either of us luckily.

 

[Plumb08]

First driving lesson I gave the missus she wrote my car off into a bridge wall and ran away leaving me trapped in the smoking wreckage.

got yourself a keeper there bud!

 

[Dotty]

1st argument me and the ex had we were still stood at the altar! We'd organised everything but forgot about the witnesses.........

I should've seen the writing on the wall then!

 

[stevetheplumber]

first kiss susan neal at school camp
first record all i want for christmas is a beetle dora brian(single)
first album bridge over troubled waters simon and garfunkle(lp)
first job saturdays in chemimart todays equivilent of super drug
first full time job pumping petrol
first solo plumbing job a basin for my cousin
first solo heating system cherry down ave chingford approximately1983