What makes you stand out / better than the rest?

[tomskinner]

Quick post what makes you or your business stand out or better than the rest , any offer or courtesy service's you offer ? Van sign writing attatch picturea if you have any !

 

[RPG 80]

Well I am always late,never answering my phone or return calls,am abusive to customers,a scruffy worker,guilty of over charging,charge for parts which are not faulty,not worried about registrations,have no insurance,am un-trained and un-skilled,nick stuff when on jobs,go through knicker draws,wee in customers tanks and sinks,alway demand cash and write invoices on the back of *** packets,kick customers pets if they get in the way,kick customers too,if they get in the way,use second hand materials if possible and empty my van rubbish into customers dust bins ,all the normal stuff really,suppose one thing is I will go out my way if need be to give the customer a lift to the nearest mini bank :arabia:

I didn't know you were on here dad

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[Guest123]

.......I'm a wonderful, amazing, intelligent, good looking Alpha Male and not in the slightest big headed in any way.:smug:

 

[Mike Jackson]

I'm hung like a donkey.

 

[RPG 80]

I'm hung like a donkey.

Does that mean you can eat an apple through a tennis racquet too?

 

[paul78]

Well I am always late,never answering my phone or return calls,am abusive to customers,a scruffy worker,guilty of over charging,charge for parts which are not faulty,not worried about registrations,have no insurance,am un-trained and un-skilled,nick stuff when on jobs,go through knicker draws,wee in customers tanks and sinks,alway demand cash and write invoices on the back of *** packets,kick customers pets if they get in the way,kick customers too,if they get in the way,use second hand materials if possible and empty my van rubbish into customers dust bins ,all the normal stuff really,suppose one thing is I will go out my way if need be to give the customer a lift to the nearest mini bank :arabia:

Haha class

 

[Barry98]

always compliment the ***** cat and stroke the dog

 

[Mike Jackson]

I complement the dog and stroke the ..........................

 

[Dannypipe]

Well I am always late,never answering my phone or return calls,am abusive to customers,a scruffy worker,guilty of over charging,charge for parts which are not faulty,not worried about registrations,have no insurance,am un-trained and un-skilled,nick stuff when on jobs,go through knicker draws,wee in customers tanks and sinks,alway demand cash and write invoices on the back of *** packets,kick customers pets if they get in the way,kick customers too,if they get in the way,use second hand materials if possible and empty my van rubbish into customers dust bins ,all the normal stuff really,suppose one thing is I will go out my way if need be to give the customer a lift to the nearest mini bank :arabia:

LOL!! Love it.

 

[AWheating]

my fat belly, goofy teeth, crossed eyes, filthy mouth, lazy demeanor, lack of intelligence, smelly feet, poor grammer[/ and evil thoughts of monkeys eating pumpkins in my shed.

sorry that my personal profile from the local paper still had no replys tho

 

[Dannypipe]

my fat belly, goofy teeth, crossed eyes, filthy mouth, lazy demeanor, lack of intelligence, smelly feet, poor grammer[/ and evil thoughts of monkeys eating pumpkins in my shed.

sorry that my personal profile from the local paper still had no replys tho

You sound like a catch. One thing though, pumpkins aren't in season right now. Nutter. LOL

 

[AWheating]

One thing though, pumpkins aren't in season right now. Nutter. LOL

tell that to the monkey LOL

 

[paul parker]

I never tried to reason out why my customers like me but yes may be they are all very comfortable with me and satisfied with my work.

 

[jase158]

The biggest reason new customers use me rather then my competitors.....

Under my google maps listing, I have 13 reviews, my competitors have 0.

Every single customer I go to say this is the first thing they saw when looking online for me.

The reasons for repeat customers is good customer service, friendly polite and most of all know what you are talking about and try not to add any extras.