OH shoot i think i'm turning into APP

[julesverne]

went on a sun bed for the first time ever in my 43 years.

i'll be drinking baby sham next.

i do feel happier maybe i have seasonal affective shizzle thing so will keep it up for now 70 mins for £24.00

im having a bitter lemon no booze this week or next saving pennies for my Jollies.

 

[julesverne]

Anymore of that Adam and I won't bring you any apple flavoured cigs back

 

[julesverne]

Drinking a lot of carrot juice can turn your skin orange.

I've been told irn Bru does the same thing and more pleasent

 

[Rickster123]

I've been told irn Bru does the same thing and more pleasent

Im living proof that that's ballc0cks!

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

no convincing needed second session tomorrow on the sun beds

you watch those things young mum round my way used them,caused skin cancer to take her life

 

[AlexGas]

I've been told irn Bru does the same thing and more pleasent

It didn't work for this dude:

'I drank EIGHT litres of Irn-Bru a day': Father halves his fizzy drink consumption after undergoing a quadruple heart bypass - but he still gets through four litres each day | Daily Mail Online

 

[AlexGas]

Lots of curries might do it!?

 

[julesverne]

It didn't work for this dude:

'I drank EIGHT litres of Irn-Bru a day': Father halves his fizzy drink consumption after undergoing a quadruple heart bypass - but he still gets through four litres each day | Daily Mail Online

he's not drinking enough.

 

[julesverne]

you watch those things young mum round my way used them,caused skin cancer to take her life

no worries mark i'm only doing a bit before i go to india next month so i dont frazzle as soon as i get just a few mins each day.

 

[julesverne]

Im living proof that that's ballc0cks!

are you sure you looked a bit orangy to me.

 

[Millsy 82]

I just whack factor 30 on. I come back as white as I go but I'm not worried about tanning it's more drinking a nice cold beer in a nice surrounding with nice weather and hopefully some nice views as well

 

[Dotty]

Tried it have you? No! I've never had a sunbed, real men like me have spray tans.

Shortly after your back, sack and crack?

 

[mutley racers]

Shortly after your back, sack and crack?

Ooh, suits you sir

 

[Toxic Ted]

Shortly after your back, sack and crack?

I should imagine you could hear the screams from the isle...